Hello Ladies.
My mummy is always on the laptop on something called Mummysnet so I thought I would have a look while she is hanging the washing out.
I don't get what happened last night. There I was laying in my cot nice and quiet admiring the teddy bear swinging above my head when I hear some very strange noises coming from mummy and daddy's room. It was like farmyard animals. So I thought I should start crying to see what was going on.
I then heard Daddy say 'Fork' or something like that. Then daddy comes into my room, naked , very red faced an stuffs my dummy into my mouth without even bothering to smile at me. He then shut my bedroom door!!! They never do that.
So I decided to spit my dummy out and cry again. This time mumy came in, naked , and says 'For cods sake Jacob, go to sleep you are killing the mood', stuffs my dummy in my mouth and walks out again.
I can still hear the farmyard animal noises through the wall so I cry again. This time Daddy comes back and looks very cross. He switches that stupid musical box thing on that I really hate but they think I like it, stuffs my dummy back in and walks out again.
I must have gone to sleep cos when I woke up it was all quiet and I wanted to play. So I sang, yelled and cried for an hour and a half. In the end mummy came in and stuffed a bottle of that horrible white liquid into my mouth so I pretended to drink a bit but didn't really. Then when she thought I had finished I spat it out on her which was really funny.
Oh no, mummy's coming back. Nice to talk to you.
Jacob xxx