Annie - so funny thinking of you dissecting mossies in your converse.
Pav - u is ill. Get thee to a doctor.
Impy - go on, GO TO INDIA! Dare you.....
My teeth hurt. Still same one plus another on the other side now. FFS. Fricking dentist is going to think I am love with him at this rate....
Toby is divine divine divien. Smiles ALL the time, cheeky belly laughs, has a tan, DESPERATELY trying to crawl, and can scoot backwards and gets stuck against walls etc, with his legs backed up them before calling for assistance. I think he might be the cutest baby I know.
H is by turns delightful, polite, helpful, affectionate and then a downright NIGHTMARE. 2 years olds.
Eg conversation -
ME - H it's teatime, telly off and come and sit at the table please.
H - No thanks Mum.
Me - H it's not a request. Come on.
H - No thanks, I don't think so.
Me - Right. [turns telly off] Time to eat, or time for bed, your choice.
H - NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I WANNA WATCH XXXX MUUUUUUUMMM [hysterical crying falls on floor ebatig it with hands and feet]
2 mins of this.
Me - Ready now?
H - Yes please Mum, thanks, can I have sauce? Mmmmm tasty. [big smile, kisses all round]
Exhausting.
Good day today though.
Hope all ill ones get better very soon......
Bloss
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