November 2012 - The exciting all new all singing all dancing fred

[StuntNun]

Previous thread: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/postnatal_clubs/1983613-November-2012-What-is-going-on-with-these-babies

I have mouthwash.

I have no desire to give blow jobs.

Poor DP .

Champagne is highly recommended too. Fizzy tickly bubbles

Or the classy Yorkshire version - lager!

Bloody kids!!

DP seems to have been planning some sort of, um, romantic encounter .

Well, O appears to have been planning to ambush these plans .

Just as DP thinks the game is on... Plink plink plinky plink of the sheep harp sounds out...

Not one peep from O... Just the sheep. You know. To let us know. He's on to us. And forget that idea...

And you said no blow job det..... He's onto a promise your bloke! If Ewan stops serenading you both.

I'm all tucked up in bed with a hot and sweaty..... Baby! Ugh! James is a fidgety nightmare and is currently asleep... Ish near enough on my face. He has a lot of hair and it's tickly!

Dh is out at a 30th and I need to pee but J won't let me escape!

J is attacking me now. Very grumpy and scratching and hitting at my face. Dh not home yet and I want to cry.

I need him fixed. I can't do this much longer.

DH home. James was even worse. I lay him in cot and screamed at him then left the room in tears. I

Oh no flouncy, hope you managed to get some sleep.
sophia hope your husband understood how much you love him last night ;).
Also wanted to ask how the girls fly to you? I assume not alone?
vq I still luffs you.

O is very cute at the moment. Her speech is just developing fast, she says short sentences such as there is the book, here is Brunyo. She also goes and gets her coat and shoes if I tell her we are going for a walk. But she is also extremely emotional, I'm guessing her teeth are making her feel uncomfortable.

Morning quiche. I can't believe I missed out on BJ tip share evening. :)

flouncy what medical help have you had so far re his sleeping? Eating is no longer a problem right?

Morning PR Any tips you can share?

Flouncy I am so sorry x

Lily thank you for luffing me O is clearly very gifted in language, and I think emotions are quite linked into language. Not an expert though.

I hope BJs and shags were had where promised

J only woke twice and settled quickly, waking at 7 for the day. So rare. So awesome.

floucyhope you got some kip my love for you

lily at the moment my dad comes with them, he only lives 20 mins from them, and it is a good opportunity for him to see all of his grandchildren together. And of course his daughter. In a couple of years they could probably do it as unaccompanied minors, both ends the airports are quite small and they get seen to the gate by a chaperone and put in the plane. They could prob do that now but I would rather wait till DD2 is about 10.

Glad you had a good night vq

Great night in the fairy house thanks!

Every fucking hour or 45 minutes.

((((Hugs))))) for pikz eggs and coffee on Order!

If only!

Ahhhhhh yes vq

We are out. Someone else made my eggs today. Treat. And the boys are sitting nicely. Bonus.

Morning quichettes

sophia nice that your dad comes with them. My auntie used to put my cousin alone on a plane (albeit with a chaperone) from England to America when he was five

No plans for today. It's beautiful here and the sun is shining but DP wants to stay home and 'sort the house out'. The last couple of times he has said that we stayed in and ended up doing bugger all. Will be pissed off if that's the case today.

I will take the opportunity to test my new slow cooker out. My parents had one they never used so I didn't have to buy one in the end.

What are you going to cook Apple?

And a poo that has required a full shower. This is after coating me in vomit last night.

When's bedtime?