I have no idea how the chicken crossed the road ended up in the draw. I mean, I have my suspicions but DP said no... I suspect he used the scissors (where the chicken was found) to cut the meat. I've asked him not to use the kitchen scissors for this before. So he probably did, and is just lying. 
Either way, I stuck my hand on a piece of raw chicken inside a draw full of utensils. 
Madam I'm the same. Snap snap snappy. Mine is lack of sleep. I become even less tolerable of other people DP when I'm not sleeping well. I'm not that tolerable of them in the first place. 
Pass I will pass the notion of the fucking cunt scale on to DP. I suspect he will agree.
Do you know what, I can do DIY, but so can DP. I expect him to do what he can do, as for now, I am limited - climbing a ladder and stretching and reaching to shit, or heaving lifting just isn't going to happen. So why the fuck do I ask him over and over to do stuff, and it just doesn't get done. It isn't like he doesn't have the time. Or the ability. FFS.
I asked him to switch O's cot and floor shelves around in his room a couple of days ago. Given it's heavy lifting pushing I thought he would do this. No. He whinged that it wasn't needed and then stood there as I pushed said things around, naked, and then had the fucking audacity to have a fucking erection when I turned around. He said it was my fault for bending over and doing stuff naked. I might have accidently crushed his erection stomping out the room. .
The only reason I wanted them moving was for O - so he isn't near the blind cords. I also had to nag him to remove the canopy over the cot. And he still hasn't lowered the base which I've asked him over and over to do. Not like O isn't mobile...
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Sorry. 