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StuntNun · 18/03/2013 08:40

Previous thread: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/postnatal_clubs/1707618-November-2012-The-thread-where-it-all-starts-to-get-easier-Pretty-please

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ValiumQueen · 18/03/2013 21:56

cat I think sad about sums it up. I have tried so hard with the feeding and just at the time when it should all be getting easier it has all gone wrong. He is completely refusing one boob and fighting the other - tried to feed him at bedtime and he got in a right state then downed 220mls of formula. I think for my sanity I need to stop and draw a line.

He has a cold, slight temp and cough. Just hope he keeps on top of it.

And as for the car. Fuck! But hey, better than getting wiped out on the motorway.

I need to start counting my blessings. I have a husband with a gorgeous dick, three lovely kids, my health, a job, a home, and a wider family. I will move forward with a bottle of formula in one hand and a bottle of wine in the other :-)

BigPigLittlePig · 18/03/2013 21:57

Ooh bottle of wine vq Envy

ChasingDaisy · 18/03/2013 21:58

I have limited walking routes here too contra - a park with no path or just round the houses. Can't bloody wait until summer.

My plan of attack for now is to sleep. Then phone gp first thing in the morning. I can't think too far ahead as it is too overwhelming. Hour by hour, day by day..

ChasingDaisy · 18/03/2013 21:59

Grin at gorgeous dick VQ

And on that note, goodnight all. See you in ooh...about an hour!

kirrinIsland · 18/03/2013 21:59

chasing I'm speechless Shock The nerve of the man.

horsey sounds like E is raring to go! Like mother like son?!

Right, N is asleep. I'm off to bed. Night all :)

Contradictionincarnate · 18/03/2013 22:05

vq nice last paragraph ...think I should take a similar upbeat approach !! ...though I can't remember what dh Dick looks like!!
xxx

Catbag · 18/03/2013 22:05

VQ Thankful Thursday isn't that far away :)

As always, you sound like you've planted yourself in the right mental place. You are a very impressive human being :)

TheDetective · 18/03/2013 22:05

NORTHAMPTON MEET

The quiche has been summoned!

Anyone who can make a meet in Northampton next week please step forward!

I'm coming.

Who's in?

Dates? Get thee over to FB!!!

Passmethecrisps · 18/03/2013 22:06

Evening all. Two threads to summarise?!

The quiche fish got so much use today that the thread smells like captain birdseye's pantry. Simultaneous hugs and fish slaps were handed out to the lovely daisy and the lovely contra. contra was assured that becoming her mother was unlikely while she is reeking of pilchards and daisy is her boy's favourite person despite the sardiney whiff.

The talk turned to Easter eggs and whether these would lads as a finger food for the baby led weaners. yellowwellies frantic date checking of Creme eggs has raised concerns in the quiche - surely 6 months past the use by date is ok?

bigpig asked if there was a growth spurt at 16 weeks not realising that the fact is there is a growth spurt every fucking week or so it would seem while others struggle with yet more feeding toomany and kirrin, sleeping everyone pretty much and poorly babies stunt, PR and VQ.

pikz made herself dizzy by a playnest blowjob while tits had, well, tits like beach balls.

Car problems continue with VQ's costing approximately a million pounds to fix. Her 8 inches the previous night made it almost bearable, however.

The quiche waved hello to the lovely GT who popped in with a virtual postcard.

ValiumQueen · 18/03/2013 22:09

'He's given me fucking turrets' now THAT has got to be quote of the week!

Seriously, it is a gorgeous dick. I polish it frequently. When I have the energy. It comes up really nice. Pun intended.

I love willies. I went into nursing to see lots of willies. I had never seen one (innocent young thing) when I had my first job in a nursing home at age 18, and had to help bed-bath an old boy. He had the biggest dick I have ever seen. It was as thick as a coke can and down past his knee. I went home and said to my mum 'are they all that big?' In a worried tone. 'Unfortunately not' she replied Grin

BigPigLittlePig · 18/03/2013 22:10

Well said pass - you've got yourself a job now! Am going to attempt bed now, for me and F. Have totally stuffed up bedtime tonight, so will probably pay for it in the small hours.

Sleepy dust and horse tranquilliser for all xx

ValiumQueen · 18/03/2013 22:11

Blush thank you cat Grin

Brockle · 18/03/2013 22:11

you are doing fantastic chasing . one step at a time with the lovely people on here holding.g your hand every step of the way. your ex constantly undermined you and is still doing that. he is still abusing you. what he fails to understand is that his physical abuse of you could affect his contact with O. this has prob been said by everyone here this evening but I wanted you to know there was another person thinking of you. O needs his mum more than anyone else in the world.

BigPigLittlePig · 18/03/2013 22:11

Thanks for the mental images at bedtime vq!!
And they say that things shrink with age...

Passmethecrisps · 18/03/2013 22:12

Hell's teeth! 18 posts in the time it took me to summarise?! What chance does a woman get?

Sheesh!

Oh. And I meant to add that detective can be hired out for threats, batterings and general scary behaviour.

ValiumQueen · 18/03/2013 22:13

'Playnest blowjob' you are on fire tonight pass Grin

TheDetective · 18/03/2013 22:14

Sorry about the car, and the boobs VQ. :( Which would you like the most sympathy for?! Both seem pretty hefty shitness to me! Erm, gorgeous dick though? Did he pay you to say that?! Grin

Cat What's the damage?!

Horsey O is absolutely bloody fantastic, although I am afraid to say so, keep waiting for the inevitable to reoccur!

Sophia I hope they are legal, I bought them in a shop ignores fact they are a year out of date now Grin. I assume so anyway!

Chasing I want to do bad things to your ex. Please, do not listen to a WORD he says. He knows absolutely fuck all. Really. He does. He is talking utter utter cunty bullshit. I hate the bastard for what he is doing to you. I really do. He is the kind of person I can produce venomous spit for. Listen to the cat she speaks the wiseness!

GT Hello stranger! Grin hurry the fuck home won't you, it isn't the same without you!

What have I missed? Lots. Will go back now.....

ValiumQueen · 18/03/2013 22:15

chasing you could always charge him for previous assaults. Not sure it would help, but handy to have in your itinerary.

horseylady · 18/03/2013 22:15

pass amazing!!

daisy you're not married?! He has no rights to the child

vq hugs

TheDetective · 18/03/2013 22:17

Detective can certainly be hired out. These 36F (F for fucking frinormous) boobs make excellent weapons. and he's down!

Thanks to whoever told me my bra size, my pea brain forgets. But you were right!!!!!!

kissyfur · 18/03/2013 22:20

V good pass Smile

VQ lol at coke can willies!

Sophiathesnowfairy · 18/03/2013 22:20

detective what exactly are they? Angry am in NI next week or defo would have done Northampton.

chasing what a bully, he is trying to twist things and make you question yourself. Don't let him. I would be wary of letting him see O alone at all with his proclivity to aggression.

gt welcome back, glad to hear you are having a good time.

vq I love you, you are so funny! Grin

FatimaLovesBread · 18/03/2013 22:21

Good god! Bar my birthday post I've missed a whole thread.
I know there's been some emotional times over the last few days from FB, sorry I haven't had chance to post with support.
I will try catch up but I'm off to the Trafford Centre shopping tomorrow so not sure how much I'll read.
Anyone care to give me a summary of what I've missed? Smile

Thanks for all the birthday wishes btw, I had a fab day.
M is keeping me busy. She managed to get out of her bouncy chair yesterday and did a backwards commando crawl move off her change mat. I think she's going to be a tough one to keep still Grin

FatimaLovesBread · 18/03/2013 22:22

Ooh just noticed detective got a bra on my recs. Mine are GG for good god! Wink

ChasingDaisy · 18/03/2013 22:23

Best. Summary. Ever.