WHY WOULD ANYONE EVER WANT A DOG AND CHILDREN?!?!?!!?!??!
I have just spent the past hour looking for one of the bloody dogs that just decided to sod off on its own over the fields which go on for miles and miles and miles around our house. ...
thought i'd have a relaxing walk with dd in her wellies and 2 well-behaved labs. well, dd wouldnt walk only wanted to be carried or sit on my shoulders. so most of the time i let the dogs loose. which is what they are very used to. first was the horse scenario. the horse that is scared of dogs that is. so i quickly call them back and put leads on them, all whilst carrying dd. then let them off again. then we have the 'shit here comes a car' scenario. so i try to grab them whilst dd is ON my shoulders and end up overbalancing, dd nearly topples over my head face first onto the concrete - but didnt. all viewed nicely by the passing car which turned out to be our lovely postman. he stops and puts dd's boots on for her (oh yes, she wouldnt wear these either so i had been carrying them!) but she screams and wont be put down, so off i go carrying her again, now with a rip in my nice maternity khaki trousers and a bulging bleeding lump on my knee (am i making this dramatic enough?).
drama over i decide the only way to safely carry dd is to let them off the leads and anyway we are on the home lane now. at which point one spots a pheasant and disappears into the woodland and the other gets bored waiting for him and heads over a field never to return..... the pheasant chaser returns. we look for the other, and look and look. then a neighbour comes by and takes dd off me and takes her back to her house (bless) and off i go , for an hour. nothing. decided to get in the car in the end. this is our neighbours pedigree black labrador. whom he makes a fortune from breeding, who is 10 years old and loved and going deaf! yes i am in tears.
return home......to see him in the garden. I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM. he just came back, which i spose it what he was always going to do, but what stress. i never ever want a dog.
dh is stressful day at university. poor him.