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November 2012 - By 'eck we can talk

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StuntNun · 21/01/2013 12:47

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TheDetective · 22/01/2013 18:44

Awww Nervous poor little thing! It feels awful doesn't it? They look at you with their big eyes and you feel horrible because you can't tell them it's for their own good!

Oscar had a good scream poor nurse, she should invest in ear plugs but he was part way through a feed. I carried on feeding him when we got back in the waiting room and he chilled out. He doesn't seem bothered yet, but we shall see what tonight brings! Am going to make DP go next time though Grin!

Bloody jabs eh?!

PhallusQueen · 22/01/2013 18:49

I think that would be really really childish detective

PhallusQueen · 22/01/2013 18:50

As indeed is posting twice.

TheDetective · 22/01/2013 18:51

Lmfao!!! I've just laughed so much I made the baby drink milkshake!!!!

ValiumCock · 22/01/2013 18:53

Grin or should it be Shock

ValiumCock · 22/01/2013 18:55

In a previous life I was WillieWarmer

ValiumQueen · 22/01/2013 18:58

That's better. It is quite easy to name change it seems.

SchlongNun · 22/01/2013 19:11

Just in case anyone needs inspiration: ncfm.org/2011/06/activities/san-diego/174-ways-to-call-a-penis-something-other-than-penis/

GTbaby · 22/01/2013 19:13

Vq. After years of trying to crochet YouTube is how I learntGrin

pikz · 22/01/2013 19:30

I have just spat tea!!!! Lololol!!!

ValiumQueen · 22/01/2013 19:49

Great link! I think I like pink oboe best!

GT thank you I will try that. I am left handed which I think confuses matters as I have to do everything in reverse.

PurplePidjin · 22/01/2013 19:57

VQ :)

ValiumQueen · 22/01/2013 19:59

Thank you PP

ValiumQueen · 22/01/2013 20:00

Can you find any pictures of Harrison Ford naked?

ValiumQueen · 22/01/2013 20:03

That is the other thing I have always wanted to do you see.

Passmethepenis · 22/01/2013 20:05

You all make me giggle

Passmethepenis · 22/01/2013 20:06

That link reminds me of a sex ed lesson - get the kids to write down all the words they know for boys bits, girls bits and sex. Is brill.

TheDetective · 22/01/2013 20:07

Oh you wicked women!! I'm still sat here chortling away to myself!

Harrison Ford naked, from 30 years ago mind... not 60 odd year old Harrison Ford! My eyes they bleed!

I'm actually on the laptop, so I'm going to try and do a not so epic post when I've shovelled some dinner down! (DP finished at 7, so late dinner here!)

pikz Sorry I'm such a duhbrain, I reread your post, and saw you said about a swing! Not that you were doing anything naughty that I may or may not have suggested Grin. Sorry! I blame reading on the phone...! Ignores the fact I'm just as bad on the laptop.

Passmethepenis · 22/01/2013 20:07
BigPigLittlePig · 22/01/2013 20:09

I am suitably impressed by how the tone can change so quickly - such serious chat this morning, and now all-out smut.

I love it.

Passmethepenis · 22/01/2013 20:09

That link is, however, missing 'purple headed custard chucker'. Sadly this means I giggle like a fool whenever I hear the line in All Things Bright and Beautiful' which goes 'the purple headed mountains'

Passmethepenis · 22/01/2013 20:10
BigPigLittlePig · 22/01/2013 20:13
Grin Was thinking BigPrickLittlePrick. But that would mean working out how to change it...
Passmethecrisps · 22/01/2013 20:16

I'm on my mobile so had to straddle the mobile site and the desktop one

Passmethecrisps · 22/01/2013 20:17

And I love the word prick