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November 2012 - By 'eck we can talk

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StuntNun · 21/01/2013 12:47

Previous thread: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/postnatal_clubs/1660171-November-2012-the-best-post-natal-quiche-on-MN

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Are your children’s vaccines up to date?
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Knobbingdowntheriver · 22/01/2013 20:23

So immature

Passmethecrisps · 22/01/2013 20:26
BigPigLittlePig · 22/01/2013 20:29

Part of me would love to discover this thread for the first time at, say, 3am, during a particularly grim night. It would make it so much more bearable!

PetiteRaleuse · 22/01/2013 20:31

´´̀̀,,.q

kissyfur · 22/01/2013 20:32

Lol at the name changes

And pass DP and I always giggle at the purple headed mountains line too Grin glad we're not alone!

Poinswatterpikz · 22/01/2013 20:41
Grin
Poinswatterpikz · 22/01/2013 20:44

This thread has proper cheered me up tonight...

Sophiathesebastianicsword · 22/01/2013 20:46

Can I play!

TheDetective · 22/01/2013 20:46

I'm mega sulking!!!!!

Mine will not let me name change! Shock

There is a problem with my email apparently, but the link I'm supposed to click on is a broken link. In the meanwhile it won't let me click on my nickname box.

You cocks mumsnet! Grin

They must have seen my post ROFL!

BigPrickLittlePrick · 22/01/2013 20:49

I did it!

TheDetective · 22/01/2013 20:49

Oh, damn I forgot to tell you yesterday!

Superdrug have huggies buy 1 get 2 free - at £2.29, so that's cheap!

Also, their formula is cheaper than anywhere else I've seen - only by pennies, but still! Every little helps, right?!

BigPrickLittlePrick · 22/01/2013 20:50

Continuing my piggy theme, am a particular fan of the term pork sword

Sophiathesebastianicsword · 22/01/2013 20:51

Lol bigprick

Where's the Tena?

Izzybuzzybuzzybees · 22/01/2013 20:55

nervous I hope you like your new breast pump. I love mine hence why I recommended it on here :)

I think it was you that asked but j does feed to sleep most nights. Just tends to be how things work as we go upstairs, he wants another feed and then falls asleep!

Loving all the penis talk but I can't think of a name change!

TheDetective · 22/01/2013 20:55

Poor TwoMany won't be able to join in... we shall have to have a new theme just for her!!!! Grin

Sophiathesebastianicsword · 22/01/2013 20:59

Grin she was ahead of the game!

kissyfur · 22/01/2013 21:00

I can't think of a name change either Blush plus LO is having a screamathon!

Evilwater · 22/01/2013 21:01

Hello all!
Sorry to hear about all the jabs. At least you were all brave to hold them! I had to get someone else to hold N. i really hate needles. I hope that the babies that have had the jabs stay grumpy free.

Madam you like to meet? I havnt been to exter for ages.

As for the smut yes please!!! I could do with a bucket load. No date here too. Sad

Evil lance? Watery prick?

Evil

Pikz · 22/01/2013 21:02

Evil I am having to take DP to hold LO as I will be useless like I was with the tongue tie.

Evilwater · 22/01/2013 21:02

Ohh evil broomstick! It's great course I'm a pagan.

Evil broomstick.

Evilwater · 22/01/2013 21:04

I'm glad I'm not the only one.
Evil broomstick

Passmethecrisps · 22/01/2013 21:09

Watery penis sounds like someone needs to see a Dr.

BigPrickLittlePrick · 22/01/2013 21:11

Pikz (or should that be prikz) and evil - when LO had her tt dealt with, I am ashamed to say that they took her to another room. I don't like mouths/teeth (or feet for that matter). It feels awful now I write it down...

Sophiathesebastianicsword · 22/01/2013 21:12

How about * evil wing dang doodle" ?

Evilwater · 22/01/2013 21:14

Ohhh good Sophia!
Broomstick