Sadly I am having to wait til tomorrow for the rug doctor - clearly everyone else wants one too, as they were all out already. We're to call Homebase after 9.30 and a couple should have been returned.
Biscuits, the Easter Egg thing is totally understandable. After all, chocolate is bad for you. Therefore, you were saving your child from unhealthy chocolate by eating it yourself. What a selfless act of kindness on your part! I bow to such wonderful mothering.
Scarlet, definitely grounds for divorce. A Rug Doctor AND an Easter Egg, though - might even have sff for that!