December 2011 babiesnet!

[babyseven]

Me and mummy liked the idea of babiesnet!

So today I went to nanny and grandad's house, where I kept being sick on mummy and nanny. I screamed loudly for aaages to stop grandad being able to hear the football, then I had a bottle and used mummy as a pillow for an hour and a half.

I just made mummy my milk fetcher and sick mopper think I wanted a bottle, then made sure I was asleep by the time it arrived, result!

[aethelfleda]

Hmm, What are these things? They're pink and wave around a lot and have wiggly bits on the end.. Ooh, they fit in my mouth. I can bite them. Ouch! What happened there then? ....oh, I get it. Cool. Hey, Mother, look at these fantastic gadgets! What's that you say? hands? Fingers?

Ow, bloody hell (that's a good one I learned off Mother) my teeth hurt again. Mother!! Feed me!!

[NorthernChinchilla]

I find that the pink wavy things at the other end of me provide much entertainment too aethelspawn, you may want to try these.

I hope you punished your Mum suitably BOi, that's well out of order!

All change here- FU2 appears to be doing more with me, and keeps on talking about watching 'Breaking Bad' boxsets and something called 'Game of Thrones'. These sound like things he would like to do, and therefore must be thwarted...

[BJR]

Oh i really like the pink wiggly bits at the other end too, a reliable source (my big brother) has informed me they are toes. I find it fun to try and eat toes, is a good destraction from hurty mouth!

And talking about fun I've realised that if i keep waking mother up all night then its much easier to shoot her when she changes my nappy in the morning, she seems a little slower to react!

[LittleMissFlustered]

The milk victim is feeling poorly today, so I gifted her a bit of half digested milk 'cause I'm kind like that...

The older entertainer is making up weird songs at me, I just want to watch the news in peace but she refuses to go away, think I might do an epic poo to make her run away.

[aethelfleda]

They've got friends coming over. Only a fool would let them tidy up.
Mother! Bring me the finest milk known to humanity!!

[OiMissus]

I want it here, and I want it now!

[Rashkakeller]

My parents have eaten both my Easter eggs, should I call ChildLine?

[NorthernChinchilla]

That's appalling MiniRK!

FU2 appears to be spending a lot of time holding me today, when FU1 is clearly here. Knowing that he is not a morning person, I have started waking at 6am. This should break him fairly quickly.

[LittleMissFlustered]

Excellent tactic my friend. Throw in some delightful singing at a night nappy change too, just to spice things up a little.

I'm being cantankerous today. Because I can be.

[hawthers]

Today I am mostly wibbly. I don't know why I am but I expect my ma to, that is her job surely?

I might be hungry or tired or bored or all of the above. Wonder if I can spin this out all day?

[aethelfleda]

I don't know quite what happened today, but lunchtime involved a strange palaver with mother giving me a most inferior imitation of my usual milk, despite her ample bosom being less than six inches away, she was mumbling enthusiastically about how nice it was and didn't I like it. Well, no, mother, I remain to be convinced! So there! I think she may be trying to economise or something, it shouldn't be allowed. Fortunately after about ten minutes's playing I feigned sleep and she took the bottle away. I woke up, used my many charms and managed to get some of the real stuff. Mother, you are no match for my cunning. Muah hah hah....

[OiMissus]

Muah hah hah! Tis indeed an excellent game. I too have been refusing the cheap stuff. You sleep, I scream until the real thing is proffered.
Although this morning I have mostly slept, I didn't want to sleep last night. They were packing bags. One was talking about work, one was talking about Scotland, and the mummy one was packing bags for me too.
I am being palmed off. Not quite sure what to do...
I was abandoned with an auntie and strange cousins this morning. After being taken out of bed at 6am. 6am! Luckily, Mum came to collect me at 12, which was frankly not good enough - one of the cousins was still in her pyjamas. (Mummy is teaching me how to be a snob, I like it. It involves much derision of weekend entertainment on the TV, but also comes with warnings about what I can and can't do when I'm older. Little do they realise I am taking notes and will use this list to drive them to despair. muah hah hah hah hah!)
Now I'm at Grandma's and mum is hiding upstairs.
Easter eggs? MiniRK - I don't think I even got any Easter eggs, should I call ChildLine too? What are Easter eggs? I want Easter eggs!
Break him MiniChin! And watch him crumble! I do this to my secondary unit too. He makes his appearance when it goes dark, and he expects me to drop everything and play. Well, I'm sorry, but I need my meditation time. So I scream and look longingly at mummy, and then the secondary unit looks all forlorn and tells mummy that I don't like him. - It should be good for treats and footballs later, eh?

[MissRee]

Hey all, MiniRee checking in!

The Mummyone Woke me up this morning. I just want a lie-in.

She doesn't listen to me when I'm telling her how I want my morning munchies. I tell her over and over while she's changing my nappy but she just talks back in silly voice about teddy bears going round a garden? I dunno, I think she's lost the plot.

I hope she dunks me in the bath today. It freshens up my cool spiky hairdo.

[KateM77]

Today I can't decide if I'm tired or hungry or whether it's my hurty mouth or snotty nose and nasty cough upsetting me, but I am not happy and I'm making sure Mummy knows about it.

[MissRee]

Just had an awesome conversation with the gangly animals on the swingy thing. They make far more sense than the Mummyone.

Now I shall reward the Mummyone with a huge poo.

[aethelfleda]

Ha ha ha, I laugh at you, fake rubber boobies full of cheap milk. I fart in your general direction. Bring out the real stuff, Mother, you shall not fool me!!!

[hawthers]

Heh heh managed to do my monster poo while we were out of the house but darn it she had back up to deal with it. And now she tells me we're off to sainsbo's this afternoon - sang it, I should have held on a little longer.

[OiMissus]

I went to this cool place today with lots of cool babies. I was on hunger strike. Well, I had a bit when they weren't looking - or so I thought. But I was seen and they wrote it down and told mummy. Grasses!
They also told her how I'd been dancing.
Mum looked relieved. This was not in my gameplan, so I cried all the way home, ...apart from the times when I forgot to cry. Well, she kept distracting me by singing. It was funny though. She had to turn off the radio, and I made her sing for the whole 45 minute journey.

[OiMissus]

They wrote all sorts down to grass me up. But they didn't detail my farts. They were the best bit. In case you need to know mummy, I did 47. Fart-asmorgorical!

[DeterminedandSpecialMum]

Well I kept mummy up last night after I slept all night the night before hahaha.
Am going to try and eat my toys on the playgym and then get frustrated because I can't - scream and make mummy get up and down!

Also building up a poomageddon for later

[BJR]

Mummy has packed the car, apparently we are going to Wales! We were supposed to leave at 11 but Mummy needs to feed me first and I fancied a really really long nap. Making her wait is fun :o

[aethelfleda]

I am sooooooo hungry! feeed me, Seymour!

No, mother, not that silly ersatz milk, we're not on Rationing, you know.

. hey, she fell for it. Again. Muah hah hah....

[DeterminedandSpecialMum]

Well my Poomageddon happened whilst I was at Crèche and mummy was cooking some sort of mush for me to eat so the crèche lady had to deal with me...darn it.

[MissRee]

It's not just you boys who can pee on the Mummies... just as Mummyone was going in with a wetwipe, I let rip with a superwee! Oh yeah!!

[KateM77]

I decided to object very vocally to swimming today for a change. As soon as Mummy gave up and got me out of the pool I was all smiles again