December 2011 babiesnet!

[babyseven]

Me and mummy liked the idea of babiesnet!

So today I went to nanny and grandad's house, where I kept being sick on mummy and nanny. I screamed loudly for aaages to stop grandad being able to hear the football, then I had a bottle and used mummy as a pillow for an hour and a half.

I just made mummy my milk fetcher and sick mopper think I wanted a bottle, then made sure I was asleep by the time it arrived, result!

[Rashkakeller]

DMummy tried to put me in the cage thingy in the day again today!! Will she not get the message?! I was very loud until she fetched me.

I'm due a big poo but I'm waiting until after my bath. Overheard mummy tell 'big sister' that daddy is working late tonight - haha opportunity for me to be a cheeky monkey then!

[MissRee]

Thought I'd see what all the fuss is about with you guys keeping your mummies up in the night last night but the cunning old mare put the magic dummy in and I forgot I was supposed to be awake... Gah!

It was my first night in the box with bars tonight. Must admit it was getting a bit snug in the little box. I must be getting tubby. Does my bum look bigger to you?????

[UntamedShrew]

Uh-oh I sense change afoot.. Mummy has been reading a book with lots of pictures of babies eating mush. What IS she planning now?!

Also why can't she remember what she did with my DT brothers? Silly mummy.

I can see a flaw in her plan already, the baby on the cover is immaculate and the mummy in twee twinset, you know the one while I plan on smearing grorange mush as far as I possibly can

[Kitty5824]

Morning all, the Sebalater checking in.

Today is Granny's birthday. She is very old I think. Think YEARS old rather than weeks or months!!!!!

I have been saving up a pooh. This is an appropriate gift, no?

I took pity on The One Who Provides Milk last night and only woke up at 3, 4.30 and 7.30. She is ridiculously grateful. And silly if she thinks we have "turned a corner".

[hawthers]

Heh heh heh I did the most massive poo earlier shortly after my big brother did the most enormous vile poo. Ma spent the best part of an hour cleaning us both up. That is what I call teamwork. It tired me out so much that I've had a gigantic nap this morning 3 hours and counting. Fortunately big bro is on the case knackering ma out. I'll take over when he goes for his nap. Got to keep her on her toes!

[MissRee]

I have come up with a novel way of waking mummy up in the mornings - the superpoo! Not only is it louder than one of daddy's popoffs, it smells diiiiiiiisgusting

[DeterminedandSpecialMum]

Morning!

Mummy put me in my own room last night in something a lot roomier than my basket which was lovely. However, still got her up at 3:30 and fussed with a bit of mill and eventually a dummy. Then woke this morning was a busy day yesterday!

Am planning a poomageddon for later and general keeping her on her toes day

[OiMissus]

Hey all, sorry for my absence, I've been out and about a lot. Spending more time with grandma and grandpa -oh boy do they adore me, I get away with anything and they get me presents! I am an angel for them. And then I get more presents.
Been to my auntie's more too. Same thing. Angel = presents.
One place doesn't give presents. I am on hunger strike there til I work it out.
Mummy needs to get with the programme and stop giving me a hard time, then I'll be an angel for her too.
For instance, don't shove orange stuff in my mouth. Breast is best. I've seen the leaflets.
Secondly, The big bed is fine. In the big bed I reach out and get a handful of chest hair at one side and an eyeball at the other. This is comforting. I don't want to feel bars. (chest hair is very ticklish. Grab and pull hard and your daddy will squirm and make loud, funny noises. Try it, it's hilarious!)
Babyree your bum looks fine.
Thirdly, stop trying to smother me! Does anyone else's mummy do this? Or have i been really bad? She grabs at my face with a White cloth. My body reacts by firing out a green poison, but it doesn't stop her. I hate it. But when she stops, she's all smiles and calls me a good boy. ...maybe it's ninja training. I arch my back really quickly and go at her with karate chop hands. Is this the correct fight-mode?

[aethelfleda]

I have heard, from a most reliable source (my litle big sister) that if I wave all four limbs fast enough, I will take off and fly. I've been trying all weekend without success... Could it be that I can't trust her wisdom after all? Can any of you enlighten me?

(and MAN, my teeth are still annoying. I shall gum everything until they make their mind up one way or another. And what is this mush stuff you speak of? Is it related to the evil fake cheap booby debacle??

[MissRee]

Mummy has looked rather green today so I have given her lots of presents in the way of stinky nappies I don't think they made her feel better but she did reward me with a snuggly nap in the big bed with her though!

[KateM77]

I've decided I don't 'do' daytime sleeping. I've been awake since 8.15 and I'm still going strong! Mummy tries to trick me into sleep by putting me in the car or strapping me to her in the magic bag, but I'm wise to that and as soon as any movement stops I snap my eyes back open . She's put me in my cot now but I'm not going to sleep, I'm going to lie here singing for a while la, la, la.....actually, maybe I am a little bit sleepy.....zzzzzz

[aethelfleda]

Dude! Wake up! She tricked you!

Ooh, they're sneaky, these mothers. Mine has noticed that the only thing I sleep in is the buggy, so she puts me in it ON PURPOSE. Anyone would think she wanted me to sleep, instead of acknowledging my sparkling conversational burble. I'm ever so good at raspberries now, is that not enough?

[DeterminedandSpecialMum]

I treated mummy to a poomageddon this afternoon and lack of sleep today. may sleep tonight and get her under false pretense for tomorrow lol!

[Rashkakeller]

My mother has realised that I only 'properly' nap in the car so you'll never guess what she does? She leaves me in there! I'm pretty sure that's not in the red book! Least she hasn't tried to dump me in the cage in the day again this week...

[OiMissus]

Yeah- at grandma's house! I have doggiz to annoy, and grandpa keeps telling me something about steak pies, they sound good. Play play play play play play! Until Grandpa puts a cowboy film on, then I'll sleep. :)

[Rashkakeller]

Just because I sneezed, like, twice or whatever, mother injected some foul liquid into my mouth earlier! Urgh!

I got my own back by falling asleep on her favourite chair. Still pretending now...ssshhhhh

[Kitty5824]

I thought that 'cos we no longer live in Manc Land I'd got away from the scary lady with the needles. But no, The One Who Provides Milk found another one, this time with 3 needles. Ouch!

I have rewarded this by crying pretty much non stop since 11am, apart from when attached to boobie. Hah!

[MissRee]

More snuggly naps in the big bed with Mummy today...

[OiMissus]

At grandma's again! play play play play play play play! doggiz doggiz doggiz! walk to grandpa, make him smile. Sleep when he puts a cowboy film on.

[Rashkakeller]

I went to my mummy's friends house this morning. Haven't quite worked out the point to this but mummy and her friend eat toast, drink tea and talk nonstop. My big sister and her mate keep kissing me like it's a competition or something. I know I'm extremely good looking but give a guy some space, yeah?!

[aethelfleda]

I'm a sack of potatoes according to Mother. We went into town, to the school, back, to grandads, and back. I am considering whether I should complain about having to sit in the rocky seat thing quite so much. The s

[aethelfleda]

I'm a sack of potatoes according to Mother. We went into town, to the school, back, to grandad's, and back. I am considering whether I should complain about having to sit in the rocky seat thing quite so much. The sole saving grace is the dangly bunny who hangs off it and makes tinkly noises when I bash him. Do the panel think it's OK to put up with this sort of treatment or should I seek retaliation?

[hawthers]

Ow ow ow my teeth huuurrtttttt

[Kitty5824]

I think my Mummy might be a bit....slow.

She keeps coming into the bedroom where she left me in my cage and asking me what I am doing.

Ummmmm, waiting for you woman!!!!!!!

[aethelfleda]

I've discovered sugar. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!