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SkiHorseWonAWean · 06/09/2010 11:39

New Fred. Apologies for dullness of title - we need curly for witticisms.

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SkiHorseWonAWean · 18/09/2010 17:04

How did the ride go? Hmm 10 horses were wonderful. 2 were complete asshats. As I'm now sporting bloody blisters between my fingers, guess which category my sausage-bound nag fell in to!? Angry It even shat twice in the fucking courtyard, backed in to someone's Porsche and nearly jumped over the drawbridge in to the moat.

Good times.

Am now going to the reception - assuming I'll be let in! Grin

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CurlyCasper · 18/09/2010 21:07

poor ski Sad

CluckyKate · 18/09/2010 22:06

Sounds like fun tho Ski ....is good for hosses to show a bit of spirit - would be v. dull otherwise, no?

organiccarrotcake · 18/09/2010 23:40

Oooh - did the Porsche get damaged?

Serves them right for driving a stupid car PMSL

CUNextTuesday · 19/09/2010 09:16
SkiHorseWonAWean · 19/09/2010 09:33

It was and it wasn't fun Kate. I learned a hard lesson in that should I ride out again with such a large group I'll be using double reins and a martingale. It appears my nag would not fare well on the field in simply a snaffle & loose cavesson... :( Someone had a dig last night and said they could see me using my legs on her - I was a bit Blush at the time and didn't know what to say to defend myself - but then I realised that if I don't use my legs, only my hands then she goes up. Not exactly a fine compromise. Was very pissed off by one couple who kept saying "Guinness needs to go first" and I was thinking "wtf do you think is happening behind you?" and asked them to pick up the pace. My nag will happily go at the back if everyone is shifting, but will not tolerate half-halts just because people dawdle. Girl at front said she couldn't walk out faster because her horse has arthritis. Hmm Angry I cannot stand people who bimble along - make your fucking horse walk out.

rots, no, no cars were hurt during the exercise - I did manage to make wedding guests break in to a sprint though! Grin

V pleased with myself actually, have not plaited up for over 20 years and I didn't do a half bad job if I say so myself. But... had forgotten how much harder it is to mount when you can't grab a handful of mane! Grin

I left the reception very early, came home and hit the sack because I was absolutely exhausted and was hoping for 5-6 hours before Bear woke. Alas, he woke at midnight. So I got up and fed him, then he woke again at just before 4. I asked jailbait to see to him and he went off on one because he was tired. :( AIBU to think that if neither of us are working the next day we can both do a feed? We don't normally have him wake twice in one night. I'm getting by on 4-6 hours sleep a day and still running a house, going to the gym, riding, shopping etc. wheras he's getting as far as the DVD player... Angry Fucking tosser. We are getting married next month though. Hmm The fucker isn't getting away with it that lightly. Wink

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SkiHorseWonAWean · 19/09/2010 13:54
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CUNextTuesday · 19/09/2010 14:13

Marrying him? Grin I thought you wanted to kill him dead? Or is that part of the masterplan...

SkiHorseWonAWean · 19/09/2010 14:20

All part of the plan cunty - the wanker ain't getting away with it that easily. If he's going to piss me off, he's going to have to stick with me. Wink Btw, what did you go with in the end for Rastus' surname? Just tha we finally received yesterday "proof" from the Scottish registrar that neither of us are married - so are going to the town hall tomorrow to get Bear a daddy. Hmm

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CUNextTuesday · 19/09/2010 14:27

Double-barrelled my mate. Chav-tastic. Nephew just started at a well known public school where 2 of an intake of 230-odd have a double-barrelled name. Seems the uppers are abandoning the idea because it smacks of birth-out-of-wedlock. Well just fancy that!

Backinthebox · 19/09/2010 15:54

Ski sounds a trauma! I'm not entirely with Clucky on the 'spirit' thing myself. I prefer a sense of humour but with an ability to stand still. And I'll change the subject as a pig flies past the window! Grin

Have had tres busy weekend with family round.I have been getting arty with my camera - have a looky at my new FB album! You could pay large sums of earth pounds for some of the piccies I have taken, I think. And all I needed was a length of black fleece from Dunelm.

Aha - I hear the sound of family returning from a brisk autumn walk. Catch up later!

FannyPriceless · 19/09/2010 17:26

box / ski I'm no fan of 'spirit' either. Standing still is SOOO underrated.

ski I'm assuming you've got huge plans for a fairytale meringue wedding? Remember to scream 'I'm byootiful! I'm a broide!' a la Muriel's Wedding.Wink

Is vag joining us?

SkiHorseWonAWean · 19/09/2010 18:24

haha fanny - jailbait loved that! Rhonda is my goddess. Grin

The karaoke scene with Tanya makes me howl every time.

VAG is due...

cunty Yep out-of-wedlock it is.Grin

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SilverSky · 19/09/2010 19:37

Horsey gals - my nag def lacks spirit in the school!!!

PollyPoo · 19/09/2010 21:17

Woo-hooo.... Cunty can I ask you summat plz? Or anyone else who has suffered? When you had kidney infection did you have symptoms other than back pain? Temp etc? Midwife made me do another sample last week as I had white blood cells in mine and she thought I might have a UTI. Won't get the results back for ages, but am definitely feeling not quite right and have back ache in kidney region. Sat with hot water bottle on it seems to help. Could be muscular I spose.Confused Ta v muchly.

rollerbaby · 19/09/2010 21:31

Where is VAG????????

ski when does the wedding planning begin Grin?????

silver think the numb thing is normale - read about it on baybeecentre this week...

Gotta say I am really beginning to feel knackered this weekend. Today has been a lovely anniversary (and thank you for kind wishes) but cooking and a leetle visit to B&Q has just about finished me off.

Also had comic session trying to work out how to use the baby bjorn. Not sure we have yet worked it out - Mr Moo now feeling v nervous having tried on the sling. Clearly having a wife with a huge tummy isn't quite the same reality!!!

PollyPoo · 19/09/2010 21:46

Honey I think for men the baybee does not really exist until it is born! Certainly seems to be the case in my experience anyway. Hmm

CUNextTuesday · 19/09/2010 22:08

poo, loin pain, temp, dizziness and blood cells in urine. I have polycystic kidneys though, and the infection was caused by a large cyst which then ruptured so I don't know whether it would be the same as an infection that had travelled up from the bladder... my pain was at the back of the squidgey bits just below my rib cage, if that helps

PollyPoo · 19/09/2010 22:50

Fanks Cunty. Sounds horrible, poor thing. Sad. I don't feel that bad - have the loin pain and back pain, keep needing to pee loads, but there is not much to pee iykwim. Generally feeling a bit crap, exhausted, like I'm coming down with something. All of which could be attributed to this pregnancy lark. Confused Will see how I feel tomorrow.

moo happy anniversay!

CUNextTuesday · 19/09/2010 23:08

Sounds like a UTI to me. You must get it sorted Sad

organiccarrotcake · 19/09/2010 23:52

poo :(

Loving my pouch sling but have recently acquired a ring sling and struggling, so off to sling meet on Tuesday.

Recommend a MAM or Kari-me stretchy wrap for dog walking and a good, well fitting pouch sling for shopping / daytime.

Took Comma swimming today, and LC is just getting the hang of swimming without armbands. Fab fun. Forgot Happy Nappy wasn't waterproof tho and remembered while C was sitting on my fully clothed lap Grin. He then added to it with sick. Oh the glamour.

CurlyCasper · 20/09/2010 08:52

poo my UTIs are usually very present in the UT area. Nasty cystitis - frequent urge, not much there, pain/burning when going. However, I was pretty much symptom free in the last few weeks of pregnancy, when I had the UTI which the docs think caused Squeaker to be born so early. PLease get it checked. I had three UTIs in pregnancy - two treated and one that led to birth.

Vaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhg?!?!?!

ski you can't slip mention of a wedding in then not give us details. Spill please, while we wait for news of the VAG child. Grin

Cosmosis · 20/09/2010 10:36

yaaaaaawn. I am tired - had a v bad day yesterday. Did NCT meet up in too hot pub, so Artie wouldn't feed and wouldn't sleep and TGO and I just got vv stressed. Then he slept from 9 - 11.30 pm, so I had a nap - and then he only slept for about an hour at a time and was up for an hour at a time all night. So at 4 am I was in tears with tireds and TGO was comforting me making me feel giulty as he has to work.

FP I fink I owe an apology - we agreed to meet this w/e and my brainless brain forgotted so never firmed up anything. Can you do coffee in the walled town on Friday?

Cosmosis · 20/09/2010 10:45

oh and a bfing question please?

my nipples are really tingly and hyper sensitive - there is no latch ishooo, no cracks or anything like that and no pain when feeding - the tingling / sensitivity is afterwards. I'm assuming that this is just because they're still getting used to being used and it will go? Or am I a freak?

OkieCokie · 20/09/2010 11:17

Love the pics on t'other place box. Plz to tell do you have a fabby camera or a point and press? I am going to get myself some black furry stuff too to mimic pics.

Can't help on the tingly nips Cos- I think the lack of pain when feeding is clearly a good sign though.

Ski what is this I hear of a wedding??!!!

12 more work days or 3 working weeks left for me!

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