Anxious Conservatives thread!

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As the lefties have one, we need one too.

I have everything crossed for them to win, by however small a margin, and red wine and arsenic ready in case they lose...

I daren't stay up as my nerves can't take it. I just desperately want to wake up to a Conservative government tomorrow morning.

Lefties, please don't intrude. I have deliberately started this thread so as not to pester you on your anxious thread. It feels mean and unnecessary to tell you why you are wrong on your own thread.

No gave up on BBC, finding it much clearer and quicker on ITV

yay! the more the merrier....
Can't believe labour talking about a coalition ffs. They really will have to prise GB's fingers off the keys to number 10, gritted teeth and all

can't stand campbell. And unusually, I'm watching itv more than bbc. Hate the stupid pissed celeb bits. swing to tories looks good but not good anough for my constituency I don't think.
DH at count so got no-one to talk to here - wish they'd hurry up and get more results in.

I had a little giggle in the polling booth today when I saw a candidate standing for the Pirate Party!

Anyone else had that?

Oh, here's Blunket

hanging on for dear life

Thanks for the vote of confidence David

Back again. Reports of GB trying to get coalition established confirms my worst fears that he will, indeed, not go quietly.

He is being very presumptuous though.

anyone know where I can follow the local council election results? (as opposed to parliamentary results)

Ha!

still predicting hung parliament I see.

Anyone else tempted to hang in there until we get the Balls scalp? That's be a dream. But actually I am not sure what is happening. Well, apart from the Prince of Darkness spinning ferociously to cling to Downing St by hook or by crook.

David Blunkett is saying that his instinct is that Labour have lost the election.Ah what sweet sweet words..........

voteanything - also got no one to talk to here, despite the fact that both DH and DS1 are on the sofa with me. Both snoring away
Tried to wake them up but no good

Oh yes. I am tempted to stay awake to see if Balls gets binned.

That would be worth feeling like crap tomorrow for.

I'm going to try to stay awake till Balls. What's the name of his constituency?

Would love to stay and chat but off to bed - dreaming of a blue uk tomorrow. Fingers crossed! Yay sedgefield!!

Sethstark I think its Morley?

Goodnight lilmissmummy you partypooper

don't know what came over me but I started to feel sorry for Gordon just before the result was announced. He and Sarah looked so worried.

I would love Balls to lose his seat, it would be fabulous.

And Durham..... stays with Labour!
I wonder though what happened to Super Clegg. On exit polls it looks disappointing. Did the media get it all wrong with the Clegg mania? Certainly my old chums at the

And what is Sarah Brown doing behind GB on the podium? Can't he be trusted to behave on his own for 4 minutes?

Shoot, we didn't get Tooting. Ghastly Khan clings on.

sorry I am rubbish! wake me up if anything happens

Morley not due till 3 - damn!

Ed Balls - Normanton - expected around 3 am on current performance more like 3:30am. And it looks like they are holding onto the key ones. Grrrrrrrr