Valiant and proud lefties election night thread

[MarionCole]

who was the lady with green eyeshadow saying the markets wanted Cameron?

who? what?

Come one Mandy, don't let the fuckers do this

Police called in to disperse voters in Birmingham Jewellery Quarter who were unable to vote due to queues.

Sorry disenchanted what did you ask? it's moving so quickly.

Am mainlining coke (a cola, mores the pity)

It's not cutting it

I'm going to have to go to bed.

fuuuuuuck this thread is moving like it's on rusty cogs ere

Alan Johnson - What a comedy rosette!

Oh I do really like Alan Johnson.

Paxo - why on EARTH would they think of conceding? Knob.

what did you ask dis3?

Alan Johnson. He's a good egg isn't he

Look what Arnie just tweeted:

Just called @davidcameron to congratulate him on the victory. Even though results aren't in we know the Conservatives had a great day 17 minutes ago via Tweetie

Cor, Alan Johnson has a massive rosette.

Big Society = Big Flop. Love it.

I spent a lot of today (& the past few months!) in Barking Coolfonz trying to get people out to vote against Griffin. Think from your posts yesterday I'm from near you.

How big is AJ'a rosette?

Pfft, I'm on Brooker and loving it. Can't bear all the speculation elsewhere

Labour line so far VERY MUCH

we won't object in principle to doing a deal with LD

gawn

Cannot believe I got this first (Hab, btw). Am with you and expat, Pfft. Am not sure it's the right place to be.

Labour talking up a coalition.

I have made no secret of my crush on support for Alan as next leader.

Cast my vote at about 7.30, polling station busiest I have ever seen it, a short queue to get my ballot paper but was straight into a booth.

One glass of wine down and praying the exit polls are seriously wrong, especially re the Lib dem vote.

May have to scrounge a virtual fag later

Arnie?

sorry folks, am hallucinating at the PC here. The Paxo interview is the last straw.

THink I'm off to bed to sob into my pillow.

Ladies, it's been a wonderful 13 years.

Waaaaaaaaaaah.

Mandy get in there aaaargh this is why we keep a rotweiler in foie gras and guacamole man go talk nicely to green eye shaddow bond trader

and paxxo you can shut up as well go alan go alan!

But have just channel-hopped to the lovely Alastair Campbell on 3. Trouble is, after Charlie Brooker everything looks like a spoof. If only.