Valiant and proud lefties election night thread

[MarionCole]

I hate this bloody 'phoney war' time in an election before the results start coming through. Bruce Forsyth on ITV ffs.

Exit polls - Im not convinced. Has anyone actually ever been exit polled? Im not sure how many polling stations they take an exit of but how can they possibly hope to get a representative sample? Is there a note of panic in my posting?

why have people left it so late to vote

I am having my horlicks then off to bed.

SGM Is your DC all right, too?

OMG I quite liked Piers Morgan, too.

'Tell us a stoory, Daavve.'

Merkel critisised traders profiting from the financial uncertainty, which led to more instability.

God, Bruce is a wanker.

SLOW DOWN!!!

I can't keep up

We're not going to manage to stick to just the one thread!

Why are they all saying "its not such a good night for GB" when every single poll put him out of the race?

Hmmm political commentary from Brucie

WTF was that with "Brucey"!?

What the chuff was that about with Brucie?

WTF is Brucie doing? Does he think every crowd is an audience brought together especially for him?

expat and i only ones on Brooker.

can someone answer meeeeee

"They wiped all the fox blood off his lips"

Thank you Monkeysmama xx

Was that to me MmeLindt? If so, thank you.

ITV animated graphic doodah of DCam makes him look like he's having a wank