Valiant and proud lefties election night thread

[MarionCole]

I'm watching C4, streaming BBC and reading the Guardian liveblog. And I have Twitter and MN open. NOTHING is getting past me.

Mandy astonishingly straight.

How fucking dare anyone try to decide the election on the basis of what the fucking market wants. AaaaaaAAAAArghhhhh

Johnson offering LibDems AV+. Top Labour bods must have decided this in advance. Fingers crossed...

My polling station was dead quiet at 6pm.

Arnold bloody Schwarzenegger

That wasn't supposed to be a phnar joke btw. But I am a music-hall off-colour joke-generating machine, even when in agony.

given that I have small one who wakes too often to count, what time shall I stay up till?

Sorry was just asking if theres any chance labour can pull it back or are we def looking at hung or tory win?

I don't really get the ins and outs of it, but can start mourning now if thats the case!

Pol, I'm hopeless - what's AV+?

If there genuinely are hundreds of people who haven't been able to vote is there precedent for calling another election?

do you have a laptop aranea? if so, you could go to bed now, and just check in whenever little one wakes?

Does anyone know why the LibDem Ed Davey is wearing a daffodil?

There were people in my meting today wearing daffs. I'm now wondering if it was a sign.

Way too soon, Disenchanted3! We haven't even had a real result in yet.

I cant believe that people have been turned away without voting. Our polling station was extremely quiet. I can only assume that they all turned up at last minute.

I have to go to bed though, as have been to hydrotherapy today and knackered. Goodnight lefties! Hang on in there.

good idea onebat! maybe I will do that

Disenchanted - nothing is certain - don't go into mourning yet!

Theyve got a swingometer!!

Can't go to bed

need a wee

bloody first result in a min

will greet it lying exhausted on floor in pool of urine

maybe foreboding of life under the tories?

yes PW. They must have various preplanned responses - one for every 5% down/up, don't you think?

Pendulum
Were they Welsh?

Just asked DH to get a takeaway on his way home. Had my tea at 6, but wasn't quite enough . Seriously tempted to raid the drawer for my very old and stale packet of fags. Might have a virtual one instead.

sooooooo exciting. Don't like Mandy either, but he was great as NI Secretary. Mond you, tonight I like ALL the Labour MPs and voters.