My dad is merrily sailing his little boat around Greece at the moment - he's just rung me for an update, because he can't get an internet connection. (I even had to tell him that there were riots in Athens.) Anyway he wants me to text him when the Richmond Park result gets in as he's hoping that 'all teeth and no trousers' (Zac Goldsmith) won't swing it for the Tories.
Kay, am I to take it you voted Labour then? Or would you rather not say