Valiant and proud lefties election night thread

[MarionCole]

I'm going to have to go to bed.

I'm going to have to.

Snoffair.

My Granny used to live near Kirkcaldy. There are nicer towns, tbh. Makes me like the Browns more, that they still live there.

errr Kirsty is not in sheffield WITH nick clegg, she is lurking outside his house like a dirty stalker

shit dh now home...nicotine withdrawal will now kick in until he goes to sleep

and ay thankyou Prolesworth

doyou know I AM NOW VERY OPTIMISTIC and shouty too.. can we ask for colours on the type do you think

Aw DH brought chocolate

DH works in sunderland and is now wishing he'd stayed up there - drooling at the chance to see the lovely sophie in the flesh, bless him

hahaha

It's Queuing Chads!

Expat can I have a fag too.

Ooh election SCANDAL

did you hear what Kirsty said?

More reports of people locked out of polling stations

Hanging chad situation?

Erm, ok. They should not be turning folk away, but who waits until 9.30 to go and vote?

Have you heard voters being turned away?!

A lib-lab coalition could be a fab result, will attempt to cling to that hope.

Cheers expat, have one back for over your ear.

how does she know that DC and wife are cooking dinner (bbc1)?

they could be shagging

she could be applying top-up of ham-shine to his face

anything

why does stuff like that irritate me so much these days?

Right. Am crashing the Ben and Jerry's Chocolate and Macadamia.

NO! What did Kirsty say? DH has turned over.

dh cheered up. He loves Peter Mandelson.

Here comes Mandy

He will brighten up the beeb

DH has controlled of the remote control and is channel hopping. What did Kirsty say?

YV - Kirsty reported that people were turned away from polling stations who were still queuing at 10, because polling station not able to deal with numbers.

This happened in NC's own constituency

fuck I need to sleep.

I'm drunk and hopped up on pills to quell the agony in my infected sinuses.

tell me that we won't know anything until 4am and I need to go to bed.

Mandy has principles, who knew?