Valiant and proud lefties election night thread

[MarionCole]

I love Peter Mandelson too.

Lib-lab deal on the cards!

100x - not a majority but would probably make it work with Plaid, SNP and Green?

Anyway it doesn't matter because this poll is utter bobbins isn't it

passes Beachcomber a fag.

it's going to be a long night.

oooh nooo teresa may's hair matches her jacket - eeeek!

Getting my priorities right you see.....

Not hoping for hurricane in Witney, for family reasons

Oh please let there be a lib-lab coalition

it would be so lovely to see DC's face

can I have a fag?

ahhh Mandy

funniest politician ever

He makes me fucking laugh Mandy

oh thanks 100x.

Bad. But like Mmelindt says, that's the risk you take if you wait til 9.30.

You know what though - if Cameron tries to steal this and do a Florida, I'm bloody glad Mandy is there to do the deals and not let that happen

excellent x post with LadyB - dh and beeb both brightened at same time

ham shine

dh wonders whether teresa may's jacket is actually made out of her hair?

Choking on fag smoke at 'ham shine' (not really only smoke outside)

LOL 'ham-shine'

'YV - Kirsty reported that people were turned away from polling stations who were still queuing at 10, because polling station not able to deal with numbers.'

What a crock of shit! Did Cameron graduate from the George Bush, Jr. School of Politics? They were probably in the same fucking frat.

was v funny just then, mandy

DH hates him with a passion

I love Mandy too: he's a parody of himself.

I have a colleague who I swear, is a cross between Peter Mandelson and Leslie Phillips. Terrifying but adorable.

I despise Mandleson. Within two seconds of speaking he made me regret my vote. Should've protest voted against unelected people like him.

WTF is T May wearing?

does anyone else think that "king-maker" is the wankiest term ever?

If I hear a politician say one more time "the voters are the king-makers" in pious tones I will puke.

Following this from Oregon and on complete tenterhooks. This thread is exploding! Hoping my postal vote which I sent Monday has made it back to the UK.

Dunno about Teresa May's jacket, but she prob has shoes made out of ham

28 posts on the Anxious Conservatives thread!

BTW, apparently according to Wikip., Dimbleby was member of Bullingdon Club...