Valiant and proud lefties election night thread

[MarionCole]

100x - yes, with polls the swing gets applied in exactly the same way to each notional seat - so doesn't take account of constituency tactical voting

I am very very worried. I think if the tories get in it will be only just. So loads of people in the UK do not believe in them even though Gordon Brown (poor man) has been (undeservedly imo) unpopular since he became PM.

So.....we will be stuck with them for at least 5 years and I have today read an article about what they have done in Hammersmith and Fulham which, according to DC is the model for a future conservative government. Truly depressing reading.

I am now smoking for the first time in two years.

I am going to smoke alot.

I am going to get of my arse and in some way become an active member of the Lab party as soon as I get back to the UK.

Loving the Sunderland student ballot box chain...

LOL at them running with the ballot boxed.

Calm down boys.

ROFL @ youths legging it about the place with boxes.

Ludicrous

reminds me of that cheese rolling thing for some reason

Let's all take a deep breath, hunker down, and wait and see once the REAL actual votes are counted.

I love seeing all the Sunderlanders rushign to get the results in

I always think Gove should be wearing glasses. He looks wrong without them. And about 13 and a half.

Yes DC is biggest cock.

don't need a random graphic to tell me that

i'm getting sick.

i just can't believe this exit poll.

please let it be wrong, FFS!

on the BBC election webpage DC is looking scarily like Ken Clarke. Not a flattering photo.

"Let's all take a deep breath, hunker down, and wait and see once the REAL actual votes are counted."

but I need to sleeeeeeeeeeep

[wails]

god this is exciting.

It is pathetic that Cameron can't get a majority with almost every form of organised media supporting him. It's cos he is shit

As is Nick Robinson......wish he would do one

Where is Justine?

Sam Coates from the Times reckons that if that poll correct, Lab-Lib electoral reform coalition still a go-er

Paul Mason from off of NEwsnight saying lots of people behind the scenes conceding that the LibDem result can't be right

passes scout, ewe and proles a fag.

lol YV. You can't sleep - this is going to keep changing, I think the LD's will pick up numbers.

This is the General Election which just keeps giving.

who is hoping for random hurricane in Witney

Marr: Tories say it's enough to govern. And there is scepticism about the exit poll.

But PW on those numbers they don't have a majority, do they? Unless LD numbers pick up

Right.

So.

Basically. We still don't know anything.