Depressed lefties sign in here...

[WilfSell]

...on the grounds that if we assume there will be a Tory govt, then the crowing triumphalism of all the Chinless Wonders and Thrusting Monetarists and Nasty Racists who'll poke in here to crow and gloat, will somehow force a cosmic rift in the time-space continuum. And it will be like 1992 all over again but the other way round.

I fear the best we can hope for is a hung parliament.

I've suggested hemlock for the Election Night supper thread...

Oh yes let's not be depressed lets be valiant and proud in these desperate times!! (at least on the thread title)

I suggest "Valiant and proud lefties election night thread"

Depressed valiant and proud lefty signing in. I was feeling all full of pre-election buzz yesterday but today just feel sick and aimless. I think it's Cameron on the front page of all the papers this morning, as if it's all over.

Oh please can we call it that, will help me feel better over not having been able to think of a good election namechange.

(open to ideas for namechange BTW - needs to be Labour/Brown supporting)

LeninGrad Depends how many bottles you have

I had a glass of red with lunch Leningrad. Seemed appropriate (& the Italian part of me allows me to )

i know this is terrble but ive lost my voting card, can i still go along to the polling station and vote [labour]?

Yes you can still vote Peckaroll

Peck, I think you can even without your voting card. They look your name and address up on a list.

Take proof of ID with you though pecka!

While walking Ddog, I just harangued persuaded a floating voter not to vote tory

He hadn't heard about the Philippa Stroud thing. Think that's what made his mind up

signing in.

Valiant and proud lefties election night thread here

Do you live near me Molesworth? Will keep a look out for a dogwalking haranguing person on my way home from work/nursery pickup/after school pickup.

What do floating voters look like - I dont want to harangue people randomly.

I'm easy to spot - I'm the irate looking woman with a boston terrier

I need a thread title in between, I'm nowhere near as chirpy as yesterday, every new poll brings worse news, but stil not actually depressed.

What about Headsinsandleftiesstillhoping?

So now I'm haranguing voters that look floaty and irate looking women with small dogs.

It is very very wrong but understandable to snigger at the fact that UKIP candidates keep dropping like flies, isn?t it?

The first thing I said when I heard about Farage's accident was "is he dead?" in a hopeful voice. I am a BAD person

motherinferior - very wrong yes. But UKIP's exploits are so exactly like an Ealing Comedy it is very understandable yes.

My dh got a personally addressed leaflet from the tory party - I didn't get one as obviously the man of the house tells the little lady who to vote for! Twats

Just marking my place so I can come and laugh and point commiserate later.

Have just voted - tactically for Clegg and Co in last ditch attempt to repell the borders- depressed because pointless voting with heart as living in ridiculous safe Tory seat