Why you need to be mentally retarded to vote Labour:
A few years ago, Labour's three terms merely seemed a historic missed opportunity. Today, it is plain that the party has delivered a catastrophe.
Blair and Brown - for as Labour's Chancellor he wielded more power than any predecessor - took office in 1997, on the eve of a protracted boom which gave the Government billions of our tax money to spend on remaking a Britain fit for the 21st century.
Sure enough, they have spent. Cash has poured into hospitals and schools, tax credits for the poor, the Millennium Dome, accessible arts for the masses, devolution for Scotland and Wales, health and safety nannyism for all, a tsunami of regulation and 600,000 new state jobs - real and invented - for Labour supporters and clients.
State workers' pay has been boosted so dramatically that it has overtaken the private sector. Blair was re-elected twice because none of this largesse seemed to hurt anyone.
Most of the country felt well-off, and Brown's stealth taxes were skilfully contrived to ensure that pain was felt only slowly.
But gradually the smoke and dust has cleared from the great social building site of Labour Britain.
We see that, for all the billions lavished on health, patients have profited less than doctors, nurses, drug companies and bureaucrats. The rail system has suffered partial re-nationalisation.
Brown's flagship tax credits have proved a bonanza for fraudsters, but created few real jobs and done nothing to narrow the poverty gap.
Private finance initiatives have dramatically increased Exchequer liabilities, while hiding the cost from the official debt figures.
Torrents of taxpayers' money have yielded nothing but deterioration in schools and universities. Millions more children receive top exam grades. Graduates are showered with first-class honours.
The exam system has been shamelessly skewed to provide passes for even semi-literate teenagers.
Most of the country understands the huge deceit at the heart of New Labour. Blair, Brown, Peter Mandelson and Alastair Campbell were not in the business of solving problems or raising standards. Labour never discovered how to get real things done. All they did was spin, lie and cheat.
The fact that you have Peter mandelson standing there with Gordon Brown is on its own a reason not to vote Labour. Mandelson is part of this government, yet hes totally unelected!! Furthermore, hes a proven liar, a cheat, and man who's primary purpose is to line his own pocket, and in doing that he is in a class of his own.
His secondary purpose is to promote the EU, even if its not in the interests of this country, because thats mainly how he lines his own pocket. And lets not forget, this slimy immoral liar and crook has been thrown out of public office TWICE for lying and cheating. He must not be allowed near public money or office ever again? Why would you WANT to vote for him - and if you vote Labour, you get Mandelson!!!