Yes, I don't want to be paid the same wage as someone with a penis because I don't deserve it as I've only got a vagina.
Also I don't want maternity leave, it's uppity of me to even think I've got the right to function in society when I've got the reproductive organs which actually produce the children.
And also, I think it's quite right that I should be able to laugh off a little bit of rape and sexual assault in an attractive, feminine manner and not make a fuss about it.
Where do I put my cross?