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Are Europeans pedophiles?

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Doctorbeanjuice · 07/06/2012 16:14

In Europe the legal age for sex is really low - like 14 in Germany, Portugal, Italy and Austria. In Spain its 13!!!1 This means a 40 year old man can legally have sex with a 14 year old as long as it is consensual (without coercion etc).

Does this mean the Europeans are pedophiles? Does it mean it's legal to be a pedophile in Europe?

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LineRunner · 07/06/2012 17:26

Oh so that's why Nicholas Cage felt compelled to badly remake The Wicker Man.

Darned Americans and their deranged rural revenge scenarios.

grimbletart · 07/06/2012 17:26

I think the age of consent should be 55 for Americans - that would solve a lot of problems.....

AbsofAwesomeness · 07/06/2012 17:26

Yes yes - mob justice and murder are INFINITELY preferable to possible sex between a 14 and 21 year old. Though supposedly nobody gets trampolines

Which is a tragedy

AdventuresWithVoles · 07/06/2012 17:26

What does the most brain damage:

Trying to take people like OP seriously. Definitely makes my head hurt, anyway.

Maryz · 07/06/2012 17:26

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Tortington · 07/06/2012 17:26

the study of peados- pedagogy?

TuftyFinch · 07/06/2012 17:27

Can I cut something into 9 equal parts?
I can can't I?
Can't I?

PercyPickle · 07/06/2012 17:27

OP, are you actually a trampoline sales person? Because you have to pay for marketing you know.

NarkedRaspberry · 07/06/2012 17:27
Grin
headfairy · 07/06/2012 17:27

If my 16 year old was going out with a 21 year old I would probably avoid committing murder myself, as she's in all likelihood going to need me around to be there for her when the 21 year old gets fed up of talking about Moshi monsters and last nights episode of The Inbetweeners.

LineRunner · 07/06/2012 17:27

Pederasty.

AbsofAwesomeness · 07/06/2012 17:28

But ChildIsis - did your DH buy you a trampoline this is the crucial question

Petsinmypudenda · 07/06/2012 17:28

Child - same here. dh was 21 i was 16 ,and he got me pregnant within 2 weeks!

Doctorbeanjuice · 07/06/2012 17:28

You are all crazy.

Even if teenage boys have sex with older women it's traumatic, why do you think so many hot teachers in their 30's have sex with their students and go to jail? Because it traumatizes them.

If a 14 year old of either gender has sex with a 20+ year old they will be traumatized for life.

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Tortington · 07/06/2012 17:28

is a paedo on a diet called a pedocal?

PercyPickle · 07/06/2012 17:29

You've obviously never seen the teachers who get arrested for shagging the teenage boys in the UK. Hot they is not.

Maryz · 07/06/2012 17:30

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headfairy · 07/06/2012 17:30

You're a bit obssessed with hot teachers OP... have you seen Bad Teacher? It's got Cameron Diaz in it. She's hot. It's a funny film. Go watch it and calm down a bit.

Tortington · 07/06/2012 17:30

if you count paedos should you use a pedometer?

AdventuresWithVoles · 07/06/2012 17:31

is that what happened to you, OP? Most 14yo boys I know feverishly hope to have sex asap.

skirt · 07/06/2012 17:31

Christian, is that you fifty?

OracleInAMonarchale · 07/06/2012 17:32

my first boyfriend was 2 weeks older than me. was he a pervert?

PercyPickle · 07/06/2012 17:32

Did he make you do it on a space hopper Oracle?

MammaBrussels · 07/06/2012 17:32

OP please, please, please go away or stop spouting complete and utter bollocks.

Petsinmypudenda · 07/06/2012 17:33

Yes Oracle go get your trampoline and demand he pays for counselling