Are Europeans pedophiles?

[Doctorbeanjuice]

In Europe the legal age for sex is really low - like 14 in Germany, Portugal, Italy and Austria. In Spain its 13!!!1 This means a 40 year old man can legally have sex with a 14 year old as long as it is consensual (without coercion etc).

Does this mean the Europeans are pedophiles? Does it mean it's legal to be a pedophile in Europe?

Is the trampoline important to the sex?

Tom Cruise and John Travolta think underage sex is a bad idea- that's Scientology.

So, does DH now have to buy me a trampoline? I don't know where the hell we're going to put it

And is the trampoline a one off thing, or a at each event kind of pressie.

can trampolines be exchanged for other items - I need a new laptop.

OH God, sorry narked, was that a bit too damn woolly leftist commy liberal shite? Ok, but so long as she didn't miscarry and some upstart Yankee lawyer come over here and get her charged with murder. Or something.

"As long as he says 'I love you', and buys her a new trampoline."

Hang on ... you're contradicting yourself now. You said earlier that girls want hoola-hoops and space hoppers. Now you say it's trampolines. What is it?

You know, I suspect you aren't outraged at all. You are trying to find out what European teenagers like so you can come over here and bag one for yourself ...

Sex on the trampoline might be fun

HUMBERT HUMBERT

nuff said cory

No-one's ever bought me a trampoline for sex :(

I've just told DP he needs to buy me a trampoline, he looks a bit frightened and confused.

I think the OP has an obsession with girls bouncing.

What do they wear on the sexytime reward trampolines? Do they wear short skirts that fly up and down and show their white bobby sox by any chance?

I didn't have sex until I was 19, so that's why my brain is so sharp and clever

"If my 14yo had a 21yo boyfriend, I would be quite surprised and wonder what was wrong with him, because my experience tells me that most 21yos are looking for a bit more in terms of maturity and experience. "

Cory, would you call the police and have him put in prison? I hope so, pedophiles should be executed.

And what if he doesn't have anything wrong with him? What if he's just a nice, 'normal' guy who likes your 14 year old daughter? Would you forgive him for being a sick pedo?

I know think DH has fantasies about me having no teeth.

yy pickle - you're right, there's a real bouncy theme going down.

What about a pogo stick for a quick fumble?

DAMNIT

I now want a space hopper AND a trampoline AND scones

I don't foresee myself getting any of these items any time soon

Yes if he bought me scones.

@ I think the OP has an obsession with girls bouncing

Indeed!

When my dd was 15 and a half she kissed a man of 20 and I executed him myself. On the trampoline using SCIENTIFIC MURDERY weapons.

Ah, I wondered how long it would get to the death penalty. Tell us OP, how should these perverts be executed? in a civilised and liberal country like ours, with no death penalty

TBH, I did think that the title of this thread had been generated by the Daily Mail Headline Generator

OP - inspiration for your next thread title "Do Gay Benefit Cheats Cause AIDS?"

Challenge mumsnet.

Can you space hopper on a trampoline whilst eating a jam and cream scone?

I've had sex on a trampoline and a bouncy castle.

Not as fun as you would think it would be the bouncy castle make dh sort of sea sick and he vomited all over me...

I never got a trampoline for the sex . Wonder if I can persuade DH?