Are Europeans pedophiles?

[Doctorbeanjuice]

In Europe the legal age for sex is really low - like 14 in Germany, Portugal, Italy and Austria. In Spain its 13!!!1 This means a 40 year old man can legally have sex with a 14 year old as long as it is consensual (without coercion etc).

Does this mean the Europeans are pedophiles? Does it mean it's legal to be a pedophile in Europe?

Can you space hopper on a trampoline whilst eating a jam and cream scone?

Yes but there would be a damp gusset. Not in a sexy way.

No fair, Abs, that's being greedy. And all the scones are for me, WOMAN

Is there a table somewhere of sex-toy trades among 13-14yos, you know like
Marbles = peck on the cheek
Barbie doll: flash of the breasts
Hula Hoops = 2 minute fondle
Space hopper = naked mobile phone footage
Trampoline = BJ
Porcelin doll = the whole caboodle
?

Why isn't OP worrying about 13-15yo boys being preyed upon by 31yo women? Hasn't he seen The Reader?

PMSL pets crosses sex on a trampoline off my to do list

Why I was 15 I wouldn't have done it for less than a bottle of 20/20 and a bag of chips.

I'd have been pissed off to be given a trampoline. Imagine explaining that to my parents.

Surely this is a pedophile?

Interesting how no one has answered my question:

If YOUR daughter was dating a 21 year old would you call the police?

Fortunately we have shotguns in the USA, no police necessary!

a 21 year old male or a 21 year old female?

Would a hula hoop be enough of a bribe to get my 12yo DS to do his homework? Has anyone tried that? --Sincere of Norfolk really needs to know.

Aww. You lot are all being big meanies. It is obvious that when OP was 15 a 30yo woman made him do rood things. He needs our help and sympathy and y'all are just poking fun him

Poor OP. There is counsellors and stuff that will help you. That's a bit like science too. You will like them.

[yawn]

I don't have a daughter, so I might call the police on the girl pretending to be so...

What happened to the skones?

at narked - damn right it is

"If YOUR daughter was dating a 21 year old would you call the police?"

No, I live in a village; we'd form an angry mob armed with flaming torches and pitchforks, chase him across the countryside, then burn him. That's how it works in rural Europe ...

So it's okay to commit murder but not to have sex at 16?

OP your morals are a just a leetle bit skewed.

I'm having one of those pedeggophiles tonight, narkedraspberry

you're not answering my question op

a 21 year old male or female

Oi, I answered ^^ I took the chap out and took him out with science and murder. The last time he'll ever brain damage a soft innocent bouncing child.

I'd just be so delighted to have a son I would welcome him into my home, kill the fatted calf and we'd all get shit faced on real ale.

Custardo don't bring same sex err sex into this the OP will explode

What does the most brain damage: shagging an older man or having your head blown off?

Because the brain damage is the issue isn't it. I've not misread the thread have I?

aww c'mon

I dated a 21 year old when I was 16.
He became my husband and we were together 28 years.
He is not a peadophile and I am not brain-damaged!

What if a 13 year old hermaphrodite with a really big will has sex with himself? Is he a peadophile? [confused?

or older woman