Are Europeans pedophiles?

[Doctorbeanjuice]

In Europe the legal age for sex is really low - like 14 in Germany, Portugal, Italy and Austria. In Spain its 13!!!1 This means a 40 year old man can legally have sex with a 14 year old as long as it is consensual (without coercion etc).

Does this mean the Europeans are pedophiles? Does it mean it's legal to be a pedophile in Europe?

I made some kick-ass golden syrup and pecan muffins the other day. When I think of how good they are it makes me cry. I have obviously dropped a few iq points, what with all the sex. And non-church-going. And not listening to mny husband.

I made some kick-ass golden syrup and pecan muffins the other day. When I think of how good they are it makes me cry. I have obviously dropped a few iq points, what with all the sex. And non-church-going. And not listening to mny husband.

"13 year olds are children, they don't want to have sex. They want to play with hoola hoops and space hoppers."

They live in Spain, not 1955 ...

op, you are in fact an idiot.

Just sayin'

Erm, and the US executes minors so p'raps go and have a look at your laws before talking bollocks on here.

My last comment was about the hoola-hoops and space hoppers, not the sex. Although, thinking about it, I'd quite like a space hopper.

Should we CHASTISE the little children that are lured into Satan's early brain-damaging sexy times?

Should we have at them with those very space hoppers and make them eat deep of the hoola hoops of shame> (I think you may have meant hula btw)

Yes. The USA executes people for crimes committed as minors.

at 'They live in Spain, not 1955'

You are right though, 16 is only 3 years away from 13 (good maths by the way!) BUT 18 is only 2 years away from 16 so that's worse surely? 3 is more than 2 so that makes 16 better than 18.

That's science!

In biblical times women were married at about 14.

What were you saying about going to church?

All the churches have been closed down. A long, long time ago Mr Bakedbean. They are all Starbucks now.
That is your fault.

Your British morals are as bad as your teeth.

So what would you do if you're 14 year old daughter had a 21 year old boyfriend? Sit back, light a cigar, and let nature take its course?

Mary was a teen mum by the way.

But if you turn 16 upside down it's 91. How do ya like that science?

Ahem
Did someone say scones with jam THEN cream? Of course it is cream then jam. Perverts.

Has anyone pointed out that 16 is only two years from 18?

And 18 is only three years from 21.

21 is only four years from 25.

ooooh looky a pattern!

No, I would light a spliff and...

Don't be ridiculous op. Who smokes cigars?

Our teeth are bad due to the fruited scones. And the fornicating of course.

Why don't youcare about my church? Why are you saying I have bad morals? We don't have sex until we are 29. I'm telling my minister on you Dr Fruitloop.

The cream goes on top.

Cream is the work of the devil Spagbo... Just skones and jam please. Or better still cheese skones with lashings of butter. Lurvely!

Actually it's amazing with all the fornicating that any of us even have any teeth.

25 is 14 years from 56. Somewhere.

Er no, because 14 is below the age of consent. However, if she was 16 and he was 21 I couldnt' say anything because legally she is considered old enough to make those decisions for herself. I would just make sure she's fully acquainted with all her contraceptive choices.

You are a loon. But you're making me laugh with this hellfire and damnation stuff :o

You do realise that age of consent does not mean that from that age you HAVE to have sex, right?

But if I was in charge of giving consent to people having sex, I would do it on an IQ and non-douchebag basis, and you, Drwhatsit, would never get to have sex. Thank goodness.