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Are Europeans pedophiles?

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Doctorbeanjuice · 07/06/2012 16:14

In Europe the legal age for sex is really low - like 14 in Germany, Portugal, Italy and Austria. In Spain its 13!!!1 This means a 40 year old man can legally have sex with a 14 year old as long as it is consensual (without coercion etc).

Does this mean the Europeans are pedophiles? Does it mean it's legal to be a pedophile in Europe?

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TheresaMayHaveaBiscuit · 07/06/2012 16:51

"Most of you don't even go to church."

Of course we don't! We're all Satan worshipping atheists. Gah! Don't those religious evangelists teach you anything?!

tiredemma · 07/06/2012 16:52

ha ha ha ha.

funny.

ShirleyKnot · 07/06/2012 16:52

The thing is that I DO think that an age of consent of 13 is VILE.

I'M SO FUCKING CONFLICTED.

Mollydoggerson · 07/06/2012 16:53

Just read past the first three responses - laughing my ass off........brain damage from shagging their brains out......Mwahahahahahaha.

Doctorbeanjuice · 07/06/2012 16:53

OK, why don't you Brits tell me what you think the age of consent should be?

Or don't you think we need one?

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ShirleyKnot · 07/06/2012 16:53

As a "brit" I think the age of consent should be 45.

HTH

PercyPickle · 07/06/2012 16:54

Is it cause you had an older boyfriend when you were 17 Shirley? If you hadn't been interfered with maybe you'd be a little clearer.

Scone?

NarkedRaspberry · 07/06/2012 16:54

Can we have an IQ requirement for posting on MN?

Maryz · 07/06/2012 16:54

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ShirleyKnot · 07/06/2012 16:54
NarkedRaspberry · 07/06/2012 16:55

I think yoiu should at least have an IQ.

DulcetMoans · 07/06/2012 16:56

No dating until your 30th Birthday.

There, solved it.

PercyPickle · 07/06/2012 16:56

It should be done in the dark and done in a perfunctory fashion.

SchrodingersMew · 07/06/2012 16:56

Maryz It would certainly make Jeremy Kyle less entertaining...

madoldbird · 07/06/2012 16:56

I REALLY missed out as a teenager then! Although on the plus side my brain isn't damaged.

Hullygully · 07/06/2012 16:56

At my church: The Latest Day Left Before The Next Praise Church In JEHOVAH, we are very strictly against all sex under the age of 29 and then only when people are amarried in HIS EYES and LAWFUL and then only once a month after the woman has stopped the BLOOD OF EVE'S SIN and not again once OUR BLESSED JEHovah HAS BLESSED HER WITH HIS BLESSED FRUITFUL SEED of his SCIENTIFIC LOINS.

Doctorbeanjuice · 07/06/2012 16:56

"The thing is that I DO think that an age of consent of 13 is VILE."

Thank you Shirley. You are right it is vile, and it's only 3 years away from 16. 13 year olds are children, they don't want to have sex. They want to play with hoola hoops and space hoppers.

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ShirleyKnot · 07/06/2012 16:57

I was 15 when I did sex and I'm perficklty fin e

PercyPickle · 07/06/2012 16:57

Anyone caught enjoying it should be given a quick, sharp jab in the eye.

AdventuresWithVoles · 07/06/2012 16:57

Oi, don't pick on Americans, half of us are descended from Puritan women who married at age 16. I have a picture of a elderly GGG-grandmother who married at age 15-16 to a 31yo man. This was in rural frontier Indiana, so quite normal age difference at the time, I expect. She had to live as a widow for over 30 yrs. That part was a bummer, I'm sure.

ScrambledSmegs · 07/06/2012 16:57

I love these threads Grin

Please don't report or I will rain down FIRE AND BRIMSTONE upon your scones Smile

TheresaMayHaveaBiscuit · 07/06/2012 16:57

At my church we don't need an age of consent. All our children are the product of immaculate conception

PercyPickle · 07/06/2012 16:58

They want to play with hoola hoops and space hoppers

Eugh. You pervert. You are DEPRAVED!!!!

quirkychick · 07/06/2012 16:58

Cos there's no history of paedophilia in the church, is there?

ShirleyKnot · 07/06/2012 16:58

Yes but 16 isn't thirteen so I don't know why you're making that point.

ALSO, I bet there is a lot of underage fucking going on in the good ole US of A.