RIGHT. ALL THOSE CLAIMING BENEFITS SHOULD BE DISEMBOWELLED

[Hullygully]

This is your place, disembowellers. Stay the fuck off other threads and keep it here.

I've had a thought about the Jobseekers.

Since hubby and I pay for their benefits, shoudn't we be allowed to have a couple to do our bidding?

I'm thinking they could be put to good use by doing all the nasty jobs that Margaurita twitches at. You know, combing the lawn, colour co-ordinating the pebbles in our drive, etc. If they prove themselves, they could even graduate to more advanced duties (obviously once the de-lousing is complete) like buffing my nails, tasting my food, masturbating the hubz, etc.

KatieScarlett I think that is a brilliant idea. I'd prefer the scrounging bastards on benefits were auctioned off to working people rather than taking part in workfare.
And they should have a uniform, so everyone knows they are a scrounging jobless bastard!!!

What right has anyone got to any shred of dignity if they are unemployed???? They should have to declare to everyone they meet 'I AM A FECKLESS SCROUNGING JOBLESS BASTARD!!!'

Maryz I hope those 'poor mothers with buggies' you talk about aren't unemployed single mothers??? Because if you're an unemployed single mother, you shouldn't be getting enough in your benefits to travel by bus FFS!!!

In some far flung countries, women walk 25 miles for water, so I'm damn sure that single mums can walk wherever they need to go.

Buses???!!!!

Well WHY WOULD SOMEONE WHO IS DISABLED go to the gym????????

If you are disabled you cant exercise can you!
Why would a gym even need disabled parking spaces? Its ludicrious.

When the Help has a day off I have to take the baby to the creche - FGS I have to park feet away from the entrance because of those spaces.
My OH says I should park in them anyway because having a baby is like being disabled isnt it? I mean I would but you know what these 'offended at everything' people are like.
They would probably look at me or something and those disableds can be dangerous.

Have you every TRIED juggling a baby across a dangerous car park? Have you? HAVE YOU?

I very much doubt it because of course I am the only woman in the world ever to have had a baby.

Have you tried juggling a baby and a designer handbag??! The disabled don't know how lucky they are.

'You know, combing the lawn

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You carry your own child Katie ?

Conchita is extracting the urine a bit if you ask me. I'd call immigration and order up a few Jobseekers to carry the bags.

And YY littlemiss although branding the underclass with a big "W" for Workshy in the middle of their forehead is probably cheaper than providing them with actual uniforms.

Now THERE is a good idea - surely these 'so called' disabled/unemployed could be put to good use carrying one's bags? I imagine you could fit a fair few on those mobility scooters.

Thats another thing. WHY should I have to walk? Why cant I have a scooter? I have seen people who use those things. They CAN walk you know. They ride around as if their legs dont work, park it outside their COUNCIL houses and then get off and SKIP into the house.

The so called disabled always skip or run. They laugh at lot too. Everytime I see a skipping disabled they are laughing at HARD WORKING TAXPAYERS.

I think you have a good point there KatieScarlett.

I mean, workless people are so corrupt, they'd probably 'forget' to wear the uniform accidentally on purpose, so a tattoo on their foreheads would be so much better. Once they've shaved their heads, or scraped their hair back into a ponytail, vicky pollard style, everyone would be able to see what they were...workshy feckless scroungers!!!! They are solely responsible for all of the debt in this country and a myriad of other problems in society.

It's the ones with disabled kids that don't seem to realise how hard it is for the rest of us. I mean, they have special schools, transport laid on all paid for by our taxes and yet when we wanted to get Magenta into St Toffs we couldn't get any help with costs for a tutor.

And why should they even need special schools dolly ?

In my day "Thick Billy" couldn't add 2 + 2 and it didn't matter a jot.

He was always going to go into Politics and his daddy was a peer, so as long as he could talk, the rest was simply irrelevent.

Just like those disabled kids, why educate them at all when it just gives them Ideas Above Their Station ?

(Dolly when ds3 was dropped by his SN taxi in the HIgh Street a very posh lady would stand with her bugaboo, next to her illegally parked cayenne, and make noises about Her Taxes).

Witch.

What an uncomfortable thread

Hmm you hippies aren't as funny as I would have have expected.

In all seriousness, does anybody here believe there are people who have lots of children, for the sole reason of a benefits increase? I've never met anyone like that and I've never heard if that before. Carol McGriffrin on Loose Women declared this goes on in the UK. (i watched that bit on the repeat programme this evening and turned it over).

(gets serious for a second)

I work in the industry.

I have never yet met anyone who has a child for that reason.

Utter Daily Hate shitespew

Hippy? more rock Goddess thank you very much!

Going, I doubt that there are one at all, but I have never met any. IN fact an extra child would mean I was exempt from going back to work yet and could stay a carer but I won't do it anyway. Children in this house were born becuase they were wanted, and I don't want any more.

Peachy Did you not say anything to the old crow?

And no in all my time at HomeStart (employed not volly) I never met any such families, no.

Going- No, Dh did though, told her she should grow the fuck up.

In fairness, this woman was r ight piece- when I was Sec of PTA the Chair and I threatened to walk after she tried to make it so any child whose aprents could not afford or forgot to pay the father Christmas fee were excluded from the visit (chidlren thaty year would have included the one whose Mum ahd just died), and she was one of the three operating a rota by which they would force their NT child to take the hand of ds3''s TA whilst yelling 'Go on darling, you deserv e her as much as anyone else'- ds3 was at that point non verbal and incontined, and the change of routine (TA would lead him into class) woudl mean we would ahve to retuen home with a severely distressed child adn try again at 11am.

Thank goodness he now attends the most wonderful SN Base and those bloody days are over

You know that as you post some spotty little researcher for the Matthew Wright show is wetting himself thinking about presenting this thread as genuine

All my five children were born whilst me and/or their dad was in employment.
We got maternity grant for two of them but even £1000 wouldnt be enough to make me have a baby if I didnt want one.

Because, even though I am common and on a low income, I..am...not...stooooopid....