RIGHT. ALL THOSE CLAIMING BENEFITS SHOULD BE DISEMBOWELLED

[Hullygully]

This is your place, disembowellers. Stay the fuck off other threads and keep it here.

I AM JUST SO FUCKING JEALOUS. SO JEALOUS OF PEOPLE WITH PHYSICAL OR MENTAL DISABILITIES. I AM SO JEALOUS I AM INCAPABLE OF HAVING A LOGICAL THOUGHT PROCESS OR INDEED ENGAGING MY BRAIN IN ANY WAY AT ALL.

I actually think I may have wet myself at this thread

Seven

I might have a goat but the man down the road has 2 Llamas! Honestly

What a cheek!

I know he SAYS he is a farmer and all but we know he is Welsh and claiming from good proper English people so he must be geting extra for thsoe Llamas which he presumably then takes to sit outside job centres attached to a bit of string whilst he drinks taxpayer funded special brew in slightly dented cans that he gets free on rpescription coz all prescriptions in Wales are free so they just put all their food and booze on them and keep the money to spwnd on walking up hills and sheep and stuff

(MAryZ what about amputees? I suppose you could shove a skateboard ujnder them and push them down a hill...)

Have you noticed that NONE OF THEM HAVE COME OVER TO THIS THREAD?

Clearly reverse psychology is the only way.

Either that or they're all too busy paying their taxes and being a hard-working family.

Amputees are just copping out. Any old bloody excuse

These have particularly tickled me:

SlightlyJaded: Depression is obviously made up - you can clearly stack shelves if you are feeling a bit teary

Val: theres a woman down the road who has one of them free mobility cars.
Fucking lazy bitch. Wouldn't mind but shes got a fucking wheelchair so its not like she has to walk anywhere.

hahahahahahahahaha!

Peachy

Arm bikes for leg amputees
Pedal bikes for arm amputees
Everyone's a winner

While I was in my highly exclusive gum the other day I came up with the idea. It's green, will get the fat off the pie-munchers and I can probably get Jeremy to help me up with some seed funding before I go global.

At least they were being honest, Maryz. Let's face it, that is how many feel but they cover it up with a veneer of bullshit. "I do CHARITY work", "my PARENTS were poor" and "I worked hard to get where I am".

Blah blah fucking BLAH.

You know if you got a decent wynch system and a hill you could put leg amputees on skateboards, shove them down, wire them up to teh grid and then just get another leg amuptee to haul them back up the hill with the wyunch! think how much energy you would generate like that!

AND you would not have to fund a helmet coz everyone knows all disabled people can't think anyway. That's why when you meet someone with a disabilty you ahve to shout really loud and slowly to them in single syllables so they can understand.

Your highly exclusive gum, KatieScarlett? I hope they don't give highly exclusive gum to poor people. [bhmm]

Oh gosh yes- new Mumsnet Book: 'Here Be Goats!'

Fab!

I heard the other day that one of the men in my gym has been off work with a bad back and is on benefits. And they let him in the gym! THE GYM! MY NAICE EXCLUSIVE GYM! Apparently it's rehabilitation or some such rubbish. If he's well enough to go swimming he's well enough to get back to work. I've been watching him in between Swiss Ball Yoga and Legs, Bums & Tums. There is NOTHING WRONG WITH HIM!!!!!!!!!

I ran him over with my 4x4. Taught him a lesson the work shy scrounger

Oh no Kniddy

Highly exclusive anything is just for the tax-paying-too-rich-for-CTC righteous.

It says so in the Bible

x-posted with the other Katie

Oh good.

Great minds Katie

I hope you terminated gymswindler with your Disco. Otherwise it will just give him even more of an excuse to eat pies and watch Kyle all day.

KatieM if you are really unlucky that gym person might be ex forces- GETTING THEMSELVES NICE LITTLE DISABILITIES WHILST BEING PAID WITH MY TAXES THEN EXPECTING BENEFITS AND EVEN - (HAS MINOR APOPLEXTIC ATTACK)- RESPECT!

(I need a lie dopwn and a stiff drink, right?)

I would have thought the terminally ill would be greatful for the chance to contribute before its too late.

The trouble is that people have just got lazy these days.
Entitled, yes thats the word entitled

Sod a book. I'm taking this show to Edinburgh next August.

It will be called The View From My Ivory Tower and it will be tales of scroungers told from in front of my Aga in my Cath Kidson pinny with a look of superiority. There will be occasional muffles of the children off stage as the help fail to do their jobs properly.

"The view from my ivory tower2

What about those elderly people who get free bus passes? Do they really need them? DO they really need to get out into town, pretending they can go into M&S for their proper shop, when they are only buying eggs so they can get the carrier bags to keep up with their hard working neighbours.

Excuse the random 2. Have my scrounginf 6 year old with ASD asking for a yoghurt that was probably paoid for by your taxes.