Words which sound rude, but are in fact innocent

[UnquietDad]

Spelunking

stopcock too littlelamb

you missed out slithy
and its a frumious bandersnatch, not furious.

[DD is learning Jabberwocky for her next elocution exam]

'Frumious bandersnatch' Now that would make a great MN nickname..

Cusp

Puck

Our long gone local market used to be run by "Spook Erections" - always made me

Gimma - I was going from memory. Frumious sounds quite smelly.

bladderwrack

Gesticulate
scruples

Crevice

penal

hoary

flappy the bat ours too the logo was a pregnant ghost trying to look innocent

Can't believe no-one's said Flaps yet...

Or jocular

I'd certainly shun a frumious bandersnatch.

modrin, wasn't a white ghost on a blue background by any chance?

Spunk

flaccid
embuggerance
slippery
ramrod

Moist

fistula

pamphlet

vulva has to be up there for me, its a horrible word, and can only be followed by labia UUUGGHHH!!!

also scrotum, why did we name these bits so horribly? I suggest re-naming them all under 'happy place' or 'front bottoms'

LOL!

futtock shrouds

As a geographer I always snigger when some heroic explorer makes a huge effort to discover the South West Passage of some place.