Words which sound rude, but are in fact innocent

[UnquietDad]

Spelunking

coxcomb

swell

Good thread

Plums
Tights
Carbunkle
Ooze
Dribble

No doubt I'll be back...

Have we had dictaphone? Love that one!

chasm, oddly enough

Splurge
Shunt
Ribbing

tsarchasm:

"Do you use a dictaphone?"
"No, I normally press the buttons with my finger."

ringpull

Busby
Mulch

Enjoying sounding rude/innocent.

Olfactory - no? just me then?

jaculate

Oohh flotsam and jetsom belond here!

Now UQD, I would like you to compose a poem containing as many of these words as possible.

ballcock

Midnight Express - Jabbercocky.

Dangle
Jiggle
Nibble
Sack

I appear to have turned into Benny Hill

expunge

Swedes. Now you come to mention it, slithy toves do sound a bit rude.

And the furious bandersnatch sounds like something an infected prostitute might ask a gentleman to explore.

anything ending in "snatch" has a bit of a head start though

Genuflect

'He took his vorpal sword in hand' clearly means he sat by the TumTum tree and had a wank.

I am tempted to think "What have I started?"

And as for whiffling through the tulgy wood, well...

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