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It is pronounced cleek, not click!

290 replies

fancytoes · 18/03/2026 12:49

I am no SPAG pedant as I am rubbish at it, but I am a pronunciation pedant.

Please, if this is you, change your ways!

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ThankFuckTheSunIsHere · 18/03/2026 17:55

AWedgeOfLemonAndASmartAnswerForEverything · 18/03/2026 17:18

Brits say hommidge. And also quick-sott instead of kee-ho-tay for Quixote.

These are okay though, because we've been doing it long enough. Or something. Also, posh people do these ones, so it must be right.

Quick sott 🤣🤣🤣

ThankFuckTheSunIsHere · 18/03/2026 17:57

dailyconniptions · 18/03/2026 16:49

Not as much as click which is a noise.

@GoldenCupsatHarvestTimedo you say dove ette or du vay?

likelysuspect · 18/03/2026 17:57

ChangeAgainAgainAgain · 18/03/2026 17:48

See, I don't know anyone who would pronounce either of those words as you do. Homage wouldn't be pronounced hommidge, but homage (with an h sound and a short a, so not like the French pronouciation, but an anglicized version), and Quixote would be kee-oh-tee. I wouldn't have a clue what someone meant if they said "quick-sott".

Edited

People say Quixotic (kwick sot ick).

Ive not heard kwick sott.

kohlrabislaw · 18/03/2026 18:01

ihatecatlitter · 18/03/2026 13:21

Definitely ‘cleek’ - anyone who says ‘click’ is judged harshly by me. It’s like ‘unique’ or Sonique (the singer) - I have no idea why anyone would think it was pronounced differently?

Like Sonique the hedgehog?

BrickBiscuit · 18/03/2026 18:02

likelysuspect · 18/03/2026 17:57

People say Quixotic (kwick sot ick).

Ive not heard kwick sott.

Yes, I say quick-zo-tic but Don Kee-ho-te. Be interested to hear how wrong that might be.

AWedgeOfLemonAndASmartAnswerForEverything · 18/03/2026 18:06

likelysuspect · 18/03/2026 17:57

People say Quixotic (kwick sot ick).

Ive not heard kwick sott.

People say quick-sot-ick because the traditional, posh, British way to pronounce Quixote is quick-sott, and quixotic is an English word derived from the character. Paxman used to do it on University Challenge. It's only recently that people have started saying it in (kind of) the Spanish way.

TheDameHelenShiteingMirren · 18/03/2026 18:14

ThankFuckTheSunIsHere · 18/03/2026 17:57

@GoldenCupsatHarvestTimedo you say dove ette or du vay?

Downie. I've been told I'm behind the times. At least I'm not still using blankets. Pardon me for answering someone else's question but the sun, that you have thanked fuck for, quite rightly so but I'd prefer if it didn't show up my need for housework, is over the yard arm 🍷

AWedgeOfLemonAndASmartAnswerForEverything · 18/03/2026 18:14

I've also heard poshos pronouncing Seville with the stress on the first syllable (rhyming with devil), when talking about marmalade. Chorizo didn't come up, unfortunately.

RitaIncognita · 18/03/2026 18:15

AWedgeOfLemonAndASmartAnswerForEverything · 18/03/2026 18:06

People say quick-sot-ick because the traditional, posh, British way to pronounce Quixote is quick-sott, and quixotic is an English word derived from the character. Paxman used to do it on University Challenge. It's only recently that people have started saying it in (kind of) the Spanish way.

It's obviously pronounced "quicksot" or similar to make it rhyme in Lord Byron's poem Don Juan:

A jest, a riddle, Fame through thick and thin sought!
And Socrates himself but Wisdom's Quixote?

ColdSpringHarbor · 18/03/2026 18:21

But in the expression 'to pay homage to' you don't say it à la français. 'Homage is a word that's been around in English for centuries so a Frenchified pronunciation in the UK is an affectation.

ThankFuckTheSunIsHere · 18/03/2026 18:52

ColdSpringHarbor · 18/03/2026 18:21

But in the expression 'to pay homage to' you don't say it à la français. 'Homage is a word that's been around in English for centuries so a Frenchified pronunciation in the UK is an affectation.

Hmmm no it’s not.

Pineneedlesincarpet · 18/03/2026 18:53

ThankFuckTheSunIsHere · 18/03/2026 18:52

Hmmm no it’s not.

You wouldn't say omaage though. Yould say homidge

HugoThatway · 18/03/2026 19:06

AWedgeOfLemonAndASmartAnswerForEverything · 18/03/2026 15:36

But I'm being the most pedantic! If you can't keep up, I think you should find another corner.

Nobody likes a smartarse.

AWedgeOfLemonAndASmartAnswerForEverything · 18/03/2026 19:14

HugoThatway · 18/03/2026 19:06

Nobody likes a smartarse.

Being an insufferable smartarse is literally what this board is for.

ChangeAgainAgainAgain · 18/03/2026 19:22

Pineneedlesincarpet · 18/03/2026 18:53

You wouldn't say omaage though. Yould say homidge

I wouldn't put a d in it, or pronounce it to rhyme with porridge. I wouldn't say 'omaaaage, all frenchified. I'd say hom-age, with an audible 'h' and a short 'a'.

HugoThatway · 18/03/2026 19:34

AWedgeOfLemonAndASmartAnswerForEverything · 18/03/2026 19:14

Being an insufferable smartarse is literally what this board is for.

It isn't and you are tiresome.

likelysuspect · 18/03/2026 19:39

Pineneedlesincarpet · 18/03/2026 18:53

You wouldn't say omaage though. Yould say homidge

I say ommarge and Im not even posh.

I never say 'an 'istorical event'

I say, a historical event.

Im very contradictory.

gimmek2 · 18/03/2026 19:40

kohlrabislaw · 18/03/2026 18:01

Like Sonique the hedgehog?

I can move between cleekers and clickers. I'm trilingual from birth though and I feel very comfortable with people saying things in different ways.

Out of interest those who say click do they also say shick instead of sheek for chic?

likelysuspect · 18/03/2026 19:40

AWedgeOfLemonAndASmartAnswerForEverything · 18/03/2026 19:14

Being an insufferable smartarse is literally what this board is for.

Its true.

I had an email about this earlier today, MN are going to call this bit of the forum 'insufferable smart arse corner'.

ThankFuckTheSunIsHere · 18/03/2026 19:41

Pineneedlesincarpet · 18/03/2026 18:53

You wouldn't say omaage though. Yould say homidge

I’d totally say Omarrrge!
Not posh either dude.

ThankFuckTheSunIsHere · 18/03/2026 19:42

ThankFuckTheSunIsHere · 18/03/2026 17:57

@GoldenCupsatHarvestTimedo you say dove ette or du vay?

I refer you to the duvet question @ColdSpringHarbor 🤷🏻‍♀️

likelysuspect · 18/03/2026 19:43

gimmek2 · 18/03/2026 19:40

I can move between cleekers and clickers. I'm trilingual from birth though and I feel very comfortable with people saying things in different ways.

Out of interest those who say click do they also say shick instead of sheek for chic?

Very good question

ThankFuckTheSunIsHere · 18/03/2026 19:44

likelysuspect · 18/03/2026 19:40

Its true.

I had an email about this earlier today, MN are going to call this bit of the forum 'insufferable smart arse corner'.

Parfaite! 👏👏👏

AWedgeOfLemonAndASmartAnswerForEverything · 18/03/2026 19:47

likelysuspect · 18/03/2026 19:39

I say ommarge and Im not even posh.

I never say 'an 'istorical event'

I say, a historical event.

Im very contradictory.

It's British that's contradictory. When I was growing up (and I'm talking about the 90s, not the 50s) people often said "an historic" and "an hotel", with a hard aitch. It just seems intentionally perverse.

English is a hot mess of foreign words, trying to force pronunciation rules to them is tilting at windmills.

wobblychristmastree · 18/03/2026 19:53

nitch caught me off guard this week