'Corn of Corpia'

[slightlydistrac]

Well that's a new one on me. I've just found it in the description of an item on a well-known auction site.
😁

Anusol? Pretty much the same thing.

https://www.anusol.co.uk/our-range/anusol-cream/

You dont tend to put Anusol on your strawberries though do you?

Or do you?

No but it is arsehole cream.

Not aerosol though. I hope whoever wrote the list got the cream they actually needed.

I still think about our local fb group and the poor individual who lived in a coldly sack.

I have recently seen ‘pylon’ for pile on. It made me smile.

What's getting me at the moment is car adverts (I'm not even buying a new car, I just seem to be inundated with ads on Facebook). Citrones and Reneaus as far as the eye can see and I want to shout 'it's written on the damn car! And if it's not it's on the logbook, and if that's too much trouble just Google it!'

What does Xmas have to do with babybels? Baby cheeses.

🤣🤣

Quiet rite too point it out. Not that I'm putting you on a peddle stall mind.

Not just on social media though. Looking for an air fryer for my mum yesterday and discovered on their website an own brand model with "one draw".

All these slightly wrong words and their meanings really make me smile. I especially enjoy when someone uses a well known saying but doesn't quite get it right. Recently there was "Revenge is best served cold" which should be revenge is a dish best served cold. I liked that. Although, I get the rage when I am corrected and can't stand pedantry IRL. 🤷

To my shame I didn't notice until yesterday evening that OP says 'corpia'. I read it as 'copia'. Guilty as hell, your honour. The only thing I can say in mitigation is that I noticed it myself, before it was pointed out, but as I didn't post then, no one will believe me. Smiley.

Although, I get the rage when I am corrected and can't stand pedantry IRL.
I don't mind, as long as it is not done to humiliate or in one-upmanship.

For example, if I said a place name incorrectly, a 'it's Froom not Frome', I'd learn.
if they said, 'Ha ha, everybody knows that's not how you say it', I'd mind.

😂😂😂

'Sweet Baby Jesus'

It does make me wonder whether the Magi missed a trick. They should have taken Gold, Frankincense and Babybel. 😁

I always wondered what a baby would want with a female horse anyway…😀

Were they selling multiple Chester draws?

Mange tout indeed @soupyspoon or ‘Man Get Out’. I saw this on a meme so possibly iffy provenance but perfectly possible given the Corn of Copia of aresole cream and sweet baby cheeses.

Are you from Liverpool by any chance?

We have to hope people selling Volvos are more accurate!

We always have a net of Babybels in the manger in our nativity scene.

And peas on earth?

@ErrolTheDragon

They do tend to go off after a couple of days!

There are dinosaurs in santa hats though...

My friend once wrote to me on WhatsApp, “That’s a fraudulent slip” instead of “Freudian slip”

Archers' fans may recollect various chat forum references to the son of Helin the Cheesemaker as the Baby Cheesus...