Anyone want to contribute to a special 40th birthday wanky basket for Enid...

[CountessDracula]

I will be putting in

A trowel (with which to plaster on her orange make-up to hide wrinkles, Boots make-up counter woman stylee)

A crochet hook (for making antimacassars and the like as her hair will get greasier with age)

Some reading glasses (cheap 99p ones from superdrug)

[Azure]

Groan, I'm 40 very soon too (11 days left of my 30's). Still, trying to see the funny side.

[MrsBadger]

season ticket to the bingo
Nivea cream in the flat blue tin
Zip-up fleecy all-in-one babygro type garment for after the bath - so much better than draughty dressing gowns

[Heathcliffscathy]

any perfume by lentheric.

apple blossom talc by yardley.

orange coloured knee high tights that keep falling down to end up in a crinkley pile round ankles

tartan shopping trolley.

daily mail delivered daily.

[nailpolish]

granny sookers

pulley for the hall

see through rain cap

tea cosy

[Heathcliffscathy]

god my gran does nivea cream in the bucket sized blue pots!

[nailpolish]

lots of xmas gift ideas here, thanks girls

[LiliLaTigresse]

new bath with door for easy access and/or bath seat

[puff]

Imperial Leather soap and talc set

[UrsulatheSeaWitch]

Stannah stairlift

[UrsulatheSeaWitch]

Oh, and one of those scooter things with a really loud horn to make people jump out of the way.

[Furball]

Some fur lined zip up tartan slippers and a hair net.

[katierocket]

Some poise pads

[marthamoo]

A pair of these, so her bunions don't bother her too much

[nailpolish]

well done marthamoo, they are hideous!!!!!!!!!!

[CheesyFeet]

A voucher for a Saga holiday

[fullmoonfiend]

fluffy hot water bottle cover (actually, I'd like one of those )

Some Yorkshire mixture boiled sweeties - happy to send you some down if you CAT me

An african violet plant (hideous, but you always see them in old people's homes)

A budgie

[Whizzz]

A nice set of embroidered hankies
Knitted toilet roll cover like a doll in a dress
A pot dog

[bran]

This is an ideal opportunity to off-load (I me pass on to a good home) one of my MIL's Christmas presents. Happy Birthday Enid, I hope you enjoy your pink, towelling, embroidered, fridge-door-handle covers.

[NotAnOtter]

ponds cold cream and pop socks from me and for a treat a packet of greens creme caramel

[EnidsFanjo]

rofl

will read tomorrow when sober but particularly pmsl @ marina n foxy (My Floradix Shame)