going to be a 'bad' mummy later.........

[QueenOfQuotes]

have to take DS1 to his induction afternoon (2nd one - hoping he doesn't throw up like he did last week LOL) at his new school.........thing is DS2 has his sleep at 1pm-3pm - and the induction afternoon starts at 1.30

So I'm going to put DS2 down for his sleep as usual, at 1.30 on the dot grab the monitor, lock the front door and whizz round to the school to drop DS1 off - then whizz back again

i'm just gonna go to mcdonalds.

might get some petrol too. of course, i am a fantastic mum, so i will be trailing my 7 kids across a busy forecourt so that they can get run over.

can't you just send them to macdonalds on their own?

my ds is asleep. do you think i should put the computer in his room?

just in cas a bird comes in the window and pecks him to death or something

Mine are at Nursery actually. I am at work hence prolific posting currently

Easy, i was being sarcastic, sorry it didnt come across.

should have added, i worry about these things, for split seconds, dismiss them immediately and carry on with my life as normal, otherwise where the hell would you be?

i know the difference between way-out ridiculous behaviour and sensibility

They are barking mad on that thread aren't they - I keep popping over to update myself on what they have said next.

I'm quite sure that most of them don't realise the distance involved in QoQ's 2 minute 31 second school drop off

Own up - who is Lancashire Lass on this thread

actually I've got TWO thread on there about me!!!!

the "would you yes or no" is about this thread too!!!!

OK we know that Lancashire Lass lives in Oldham (or at least is from there) and has done nannying.

Doing a search on MN for "Oldham"

produces

Oliveoil
Custardo
Jan H???

BTW COMPLETELY off topic - Kateandthegirls half sister apparently used to live there - but where is she - haven't seen her around for a while - unless she's changed her name

oh please please please post a link to that nj thread - it's so funny when nannies get self-righteous about how bad at raising children mothers are... don't know how the human race has survived, I really don't.

This thread is delicious, I want it to go on forever.

here you go Caligula

here

and

here

The latter one is wrong though - the school isn't 2 minutes away - the whole trip (from computer to school door and back again) took two minutes

Oh good nailpolish, sorry if I sounded critical.

Must have caught me at a bad moment.

A bit worried ATM actually

easy - what's up??

worried about what easy?

Life, mate, just life .......

ive got a slice of double choc swiss roll if itll help

if not, here, have it anyway

awww

Actually yes, I'm starving and chocolate-less today.

Ta very much

BTW, whats the logest thread that there's ever been on MN. Can we go for the record?

longest even

think the longest has been about 2 (maybe even 3?) thousand long!!

And there was little old me being accused of bumping this thread to keep it going

theres a prize for whoever does the 1000th post

aww that's not fair Nailpolish - got to go and finish the dinner off soon