going to be a 'bad' mummy later.........

[QueenOfQuotes]

have to take DS1 to his induction afternoon (2nd one - hoping he doesn't throw up like he did last week LOL) at his new school.........thing is DS2 has his sleep at 1pm-3pm - and the induction afternoon starts at 1.30

So I'm going to put DS2 down for his sleep as usual, at 1.30 on the dot grab the monitor, lock the front door and whizz round to the school to drop DS1 off - then whizz back again

I feel you need to havacuppacoffee.

nah - not riled - got PMT (as mentioned earlier)

coffee??? oh no!! too hot for coffee

Thanks prettybird - i was interested as your sons are beautiful little things.

P.S. Don't tell Burchill it was me!

Oh it was was it? Might have known. I think I might keep this name...

No other muggesse would take it! I just coined that!

I'm a GENIUS!! Oh, the rush of greatness!

No prblem HarrietsMommie - just goes to show no har feelings, even though I am one of the "neglectful" parents!

....now I could tell the story of the time we lost ds, aged 17 months..... my fault too (and I wasn't even in the house!)!

Actually, it's CRAP. But at least I know it - unlike you, eh Tone?

Do tell prettybird....

I am more talented than you.

I am, I am, I am.

I must be.

Actually once went for a walk in forest with ds and dd and made up a great big story about how there were bears and wolves and lots of mystical creatures living there just to make the atmoshpere a little more imaginative and dd because absolutely hysterical and I couldnt stop laughing at her poor thing!!!

Another time we lived near a military museum and it was our first week walking dd back from school and I heared gun shots and bombs going off and they sounded extremely close. I was terrified, looking around at all the other parents who didnt seem phased at all. It turned out to be a firearms display the military museum put on every thursday lunchtime but it really frightened me! Not so much being a bad mum - more of a stupid mum!

A Wizzened face faghag...AND YOU NEVER EVEN KNEW IT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!

I have a confession to make and I fully expect to be hung, drawn and quartered by the mumsnet jury.

On Friday night, dh and me went out to a nightclub until about 2.30am leaving all of our children asleep in bed.

QofQ - I think this will get you off the hook!

Queen Eagle - how old are they???

sorry thats shite

13, 11, 9, 2.5 and 6mths.

nope eldest not old enough fo rhtat many kids

that is really naughty - does your 13yr old know how to care for the younger ones when you're not around?

not when heres a fire shee woudlnt
carells and lacksadiasical - unlesss of course there was ababy sitter

Yes she does. It was a calculated risk, my brother lives down the road and my dad lives 5mins away. They were aware that we were going out. DD had the house phone and her mobile with her in her bedroom which is next to the 2 youngest's room.

well lets hope there isnt a fire and they all die.

PMSL

its a good job i do my pelvic floor excersizes!!!!!!

ARE YOU SERIOUS??? WAIT TILL THE DAILY MAIL GETTA HOLD'O'THIS! (Can I mention you in my column, it's sooooo chav!)