Help me find a polite word for fanjo, I can use with my children!

[pinkmagic1]

My DS who is nearly 5 is getting rather curious about certain things and asked me straight out what a ladies privates are called. I really didn't know what to say and just said 'private parts' but he wasn't happy with that!
There are plenty of acceptable words for a boys bits but nothing that quite seems acceptable for a girls, help please!

maybe it's the sw london term

I had same with DD, said Lady Bum at the time, and now Lady Bum it is, she won't change its name for anything!

Actually quite like Ladybum, daisydora. the best so far I think but keep them coming!

Barbara?

tufty

Mavis

Minge?

ds asked my this the other day

I was stumped for words and called it what I called it as a child..a ladies wee wee...lol

well I do wee from that region

pmsl @ tufty

Beef curtains?

Well, I used to refer to it as a 'fanny' much to my mums disgust! Don't think this sounds nice though!

I like China actually..."my husband is away on business in the Far East" etc

Piss flaps?

He'll be a while, but I keep telling him to keep his pecker up...

beef curtains, pish flaps.

Can you imagine:
Child: "mummy whats that?"
mum "Oh that's your pish flaps dear"

flange

my daughter came out with peanut when she was about 5, we laughed , but it does look like a peanut

Does it?

I think peanut must be a euphemism for clitoris in this instance.

Or else there is something hideously wrong with my entire genital region.

in i little girl, it does resemble a peanut

We always used to use "mary".

Thats very strange differentID I have always use the word mary as well, its what my Mum has always called it. Wonder why?

you're mum/ grandmother's not Irish is she?

My Mum isnt but I think her Mum (my nan) was irish or part irish. My Mum was born in Newcastle and her Mum grew up there.