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Give me a big SLAP. Am as broody as hell and I always said never again!!!

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yesmynameisigglepiggle · 23/10/2008 12:27

PLEEEASE. slap ME AND REMIND ME ABOUT MORNING SICKNESS, pregnency varicose veins, childbirth sleepless nights....

Both DH and I are broody. Already got a few children all of them lovely. At some point we have to stop having children though but I just have the urge...

...how do I make it go?????!

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Are your children’s vaccines up to date?
NotAnOtter · 23/10/2008 21:01

lol lol lol

PsychoAxeMurdererMum · 23/10/2008 21:02
PsychoAxeMurdererMum · 23/10/2008 21:03

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sweetkitty · 23/10/2008 22:19

Never mind the bum sticking up thing I love the knees, they don't fit their knees, as they have been scrunched up inside you for so long when they come out their knees are baggy and they have to grow into the skin, and the clenched fists and bobbing head and the look of sheer amazement sometimes on their little faces.

(SK rushed back upstairs to gaze at DD3)

PS scorpio ttc#4, you are mad woman

NotAnOtter · 23/10/2008 22:22

their yawns........

cyteen · 23/10/2008 22:23

ah yes, when they're crying like blazes and then forget why and simply goggle around at everything

mini tears and tiny fists drumming on you It's hilarious! (most of the time...)

sweetkitty · 23/10/2008 22:24

the first time they laugh at you

the fact they can't run away from you or protest when you kiss and cuddle them constantly

NotAnOtter · 23/10/2008 22:25

the way they try to hold their hug head up and it wobbles and lols and flys upright

NotAnOtter · 23/10/2008 22:26

the pure silk soles of their feet

cyteen · 23/10/2008 22:27

this thread is EVIL

PortAndDemon · 23/10/2008 22:28

We're all helping yesmynameisigglepiggle hugely with her original request here, of course...

sweetkitty · 23/10/2008 22:28

their eyes seem far too big for their heads or bodies, they need to grow into their eyes too

NotAnOtter · 23/10/2008 22:31

i luuurve their too big eyes

PsychoAxeMurdererMum · 23/10/2008 22:38

their hiccups. DD1 had hiccuos all the way thro being inside me, came out, and promptly got hiccups.......was soooooooo sute and funny

I miss baby DD1. she is now a huge great (petite still) 14yo with PMT and a ready !

cyteen · 23/10/2008 22:47

when you fall asleep feeding at night and wake up to a peachy baby cheek nestled up against you, and their lovely sleepy breath feathering your face

their enormous man-burps followed by a look of utter surprise

EachPeachPearMum · 23/10/2008 22:53

It was wind from the other end that surprised me most!
Sounded like a full grown man...couldn't believe it came from scrawny little dd!

Poledra · 23/10/2008 23:03

How about doing a yawn so big they cry coz they've hurt their jaws?

yesmynameisigglepiggle · 24/10/2008 07:34

Oh and their little cheeks you kiss over and over again and milk dribbling out of the side of their mouth. A when they shake their head from side to side looking for the nipple, with their eys closed .....mmmmmmm

Can I afford?? Probably not really but not devastatingly poor.

Am I young enough? Yes I am under 30.

Still woken up with the urge. Where is my brain???

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MadameOvary · 24/10/2008 16:44

Oh yes that head-shaking thing

RottenOtter · 24/10/2008 21:32

ok sooo today i thought i would check out the thumb between finger and forefinger thing and 'YES' Kittywise you are so right how can i not have noticed

i have 2 more....

  1. 'talking' to you wen feed almost over with nipple still in mouth but gazing up and making cute noises!
  1. Bits of cotton between fingers!!!!
ratherbesleeping · 24/10/2008 22:06

OK so it falls to me to be the voice of reason;
Newborn yes very very cute blah blah blah
But they have a nasty habit of becoming.....teenagers and before you know it they are slamming doors, or ignoring you or hating the sight of you all whilst having a better sex life than you!

And then there are the afterpains....dear God the afterpains

RottenOtter · 24/10/2008 22:26

vom at better sex life!

unlikely

what about the best 'in between' bits

you missed out 5 year old --- i heart all 5 year olds

well nearly all

kittywise · 25/10/2008 20:01

Well, by dc no. 6 I'd got my drug supply sorted enough to make after pains almost non existant

RottenOtter · 25/10/2008 21:14

yes kitty but those self same drugs are remarkably good at constipating!

kittywise · 25/10/2008 22:22

Yes, so good supply of senna was taken too! Sorted!

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