Give me a big SLAP. Am as broody as hell and I always said never again!!!

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PLEEEASE. slap ME AND REMIND ME ABOUT MORNING SICKNESS, pregnency varicose veins, childbirth sleepless nights....

Both DH and I are broody. Already got a few children all of them lovely. At some point we have to stop having children though but I just have the urge...

...how do I make it go?????!

I will not tell you about after pains.....they are not for this thread.

they are bad bad bad ----

lol Psycho - this:

"oh but you need a scrummy baby with that new baby smell that makes your womb go 'flip' when they snuffle into you, and then you pick them up and they do that little bum-sticky-out stretchy thing, and the drunk-on-good-milk look they have when you feed them......."

is the world's least effective anti-broodiness slap it even made me momentarily broody and i've got a farting 6 week old clamped to my nipple

that bum-sticky-out stretchy thing is one of my favourite things EVER

cyteen......that is the bit I miss MOST about my babies.

it is just soooooo cute.

Oh I sympathise. I so want another. I have put in my order with dp but he says we haven't got enough money

Well at least he would have another.....

I so agree with Psycho and cyteen - I loooove that bum-sticky-out-thing. And my other favourite bit, the kidney bean phase, when they're just born and they can't straighten out - missed a whole week of this with dd3 as she was in SCBU. Not sure that justifies another one though.
Actually, this isn't helping the OP is it ? I keep thinking about how difficult it will be when they're all 'orrible hormonal teenagers (my 3 all girls ).

you can have my 7 day old, who refuses to be put down and crys if you do. who refuses to sleep in his basket and insists on co-sleeping and wakes every hour for a feed!!

Oh God Psycho you should be in charge of propaganda for the nation's repopulation programme.

I actually had an involuntary intake of breath at the thought of the sticky-out-bum-stretch.

oh, bum sticky out stretchy thing.....

god i love babies!

and this is why I had five.......

ha,

no support from this corner either .

we are currently ttc#6

I don't think I put my DS down for the first two weeks. I was absolutely besotted with him. I still am of course but I have no problem with him not being attached to me 24/7! I also love the sticky out bum thing - me and my sister call it the 'banana baby'...and when they do that and their little fists wiggle at the same time

The hardest part I've found now that my DDs are older is having to let go of them. Noone tells you about that bit! I'm absolutely dreading my two leaving and me not seeing them every day.

Have one! Go on!

ttc #4

dont you all know that bum sticky out thing has a name - ask Hatrick - I named it years ago

and the name has degrees depending on how far out the bum goes!!!!

i so do not do pregnancy.

Am on day 19 so 8 days to testing but i know i will start being sick the minute the line appears.

So here we go again. hey ho

I probably won't have any more. Unless I can find a man or inherit a lot of money which isn't going to happen. I would love another one though

NAO.....what is the name then???

i am going to search old threads to find when i first mentioned it on here!

( ds5 is 14 weeks and still does them but not for long)

leaves thread in suspense!!!!!!!

Can you afford it?

Are you young enough?

If not , if you are - go for it!!

found one

so.......if you cannot remember the name, it is clearly not that an importnant name is it

lol

and I described it on THAT thread too!!!!

((in my real persona as psychomum2))

they come in grades

full

half

or

perfect for a real tight head-back one!

2.......2........

I am so damn screwed with remembering the sticky-out-bum-stretch I forgot some of my children

'perfect hackton' is a phrase often called in the otter house hold

we love 'em