Is your child gifted and talented at something totally useless?

[ReallyTired]

My son is gifted and talented at playing musical chairs.

My DS is g&t at

identifying blue things (especially greenblue things)

calling my mum mummy!

Mine are both G&T at sucking their (own) thumbs.

At 16 months LO has a superb talent for doing up catches on high chairs, buggies, shopping trolleys, Dad's security tag (and that one is very small & fiddly)etc. Unfortunately she has not developed an equal talent for undoing them which leads to frustrated squealing again, and again, and again... Has similar talent for putting lids on but not off. sigh.

DS peed in his own ear at 3 weeks, now that's what I call advanced!

Having utterly failed to think of anything earlier, I'm happy to report that after an afternoon with friends, DD is gifted at tightrope walking on Wii Fit. (I'm not)

ds won a medal at a party today for dancing while pulling the funniest face

that's talent

poker, she is a master bluffer

pmsl at these
DS (1) is master of the disdainful look as he drops a lovingly prepared vegetable onto the floor from his highchair

and hula hooping

DD can go from zero to Fully Blown Drama in 3 seconds.

Ds2 can sniff out chocolate like a truffle pig.

Ds1 could fall in a midden and come out clutching a fiver.