Funny things your toddler has said

[Mumtobabyhavoc]

I thought it would be fun to share those little gems here.
Mine recently rubbed my pregnant belly and said, "Baby!" Then, without missing a beat touched my boob and exclaimed, "Booby!" 😵‍💫
And: while I was using the toilet came over to me, patted my leg and said, "Good job!" 👏

Got any to share? 😊

2,3,4

Relative: Aren't you gorgeous?
DC: No, I'm Spider-Man.

If we say to DD anything like 'your cheeky' or 'your mad' she gets quite defensive and says 'no I Emma'. (Not her real name)

Havoc, apparently, cannot eat dinner because of hiccups that are "owie" amd requires a trip to hospital to see a doctor. 🤦‍♀️😵‍💫

Oh no! Get well soon, Havoc!

@Scirocco yet, has zero issues with playing with baby and wants the cake I made for dessert. Call me crazy, but I'm a bit suspicious... 😉 (And I haven't heard a single hiccup.)

Owie silent hiccups are the worst. And require ice-cream and cake. Absolutely. 👍

The injury of the week in our house is a bumped knee. All toys have had doctor appointments for bumped knees, and DC mysteriously acquires a bumped knee when asked to do wholly unreasonable things like walk up or down stairs. It gets better when football is available, though...

Awwww 🥹🩷

This morning I woke up to Havoc saying to baby, "You're a nice baby. You can stay a while." 😅

When my daughter was approx 3 years old we were in a public toilet using the facilities. When we went to wash our hands a lady stomps straight out of the cubicle and out the exit door. My daughter in the quiet loud voice only a child can do (shouts) thats DISGUSTING she didnt wash her hands. I couldn't argue, yes she should have....

According to DC, unicorns have now been upgraded to being a type of dinosaur. They may be carnivorous...

God, I hope not! 😱

"Raar! I'm unicorn dinosaur! I eat you now Mummy!"...

(I got away)

@Scirocco that must be incredibly cute! My 1 year old has learned, Rawr, from my 3 year old and I'm dying. It's said quietly with a shy smile like, Is this right?
😍😍😍😍😍

(I hope you're getting videos!)

Havoc has been refereing to baby as, Captain or Sir. My best guess is that it's a Paw Patrol reference. I think it's Chase that always calls Ryder, Captain Ryder, Sir. 🤔

One serious momwnt:
Me: Why do you have to grow up, darling?
Havoc: Because I need to, Mummy. I need to get big.

😢

I provided my LO cones almost a year ago for his football skills.

He's been "blocking a road" essentially DH's side of the bed pathway.

Every evening DH removes so he doesn't trip at night.

So this morning our little boy says with actions "I have told you 3 times daddy that the road is blocked. Do not open it."

Dd 3: when I'm older what will I imagine?
Me: I don't know what do you think?
DD3: custard
🤯😂

Me to my 3 year old, who we are slowly trying to get away from potty, and onto big toilet!: "wow, you did a smashing job of pooing on the big toilet, didn't you?"

"You're welcome mum"

😆

Can I add something mine did today?

My little Havoc ordered a couple things on Amazon from my phone. Apparently, we need landscaping lights and a knife sharpener.

Luckily, I saw the credit card alert pop up on my phone and I was able to cancel the purchases in time. 😅

Mine says "what in my world!" when something shocks him and I don't ever want it to change.

I asked DD (3) to do something today and she said 'certainly not'!
I didn't manage to avoid laughing 😂

Was there a hint of indignation with that reply? 😂

@Mumtobabyhavoc yep!

Mine has started saying "what the nuggets".

He was actually using WTH but I pointed out what does that mean 3YO said I don't know and then DH made a big fuss and then he started saying nuggets instead. And it's hilarious in comic situations.

He has also heard the term "breast" from nursery possibly and "chest" so now calls it "trest" and I have no intention of correcting him. 😂

We were watching a little ginger car while we were at the park. After he went away, DD kept asking “where has the gingerbread cat gone?” For days now she keeps asking to see the gingerbread cat