Toddler sneezed this out her Noe's, what is it??

[lockdownmummax]

My toddler sneezed this out her Noes, it smells like poo... any ideas?

I have no idea, some of those free pieces look plant like iykwim.

I'm guessing something from the garden they'd shoved up there?

How big is it? Can't get a sense of scale

Is your dd called Sigourney op?

Is that a serving bowl or a dipping dish?

Is it a medicine spoon?

I really want to be supportive but this makes me 🤢

Looks like it's from one of those flowery smelly hedges: honey suckle or jasmine? I always mix the two up but it's the really smelly one that is in full bloom right now and making me miserable.

Maybe you dd thought it smelled nice and tried to get a better sniff. It smells like poo now because it was rotting up there.

@NameChangeSorryNotSorry

Do you really think you're helping in any way??

@lockdownmummax no idea? Could have been there ages too. Maybe something she didn't want to eat? Could be playdoh, a flower? tbh could be so many different things.

perhaps double (triple) bag it & put it in the freezer, see if she sneezes anything else up.

Does she seem ok in herself?

It just looks like crusty snot?? Like she's had a runny nose somewhere dusty and it's dried out?

Yuk, my niece had a runny ‘noes’ for years, it stunk, 🤒 when she was a teenager she eventually saw an ent doctor who put a camera up her hooter to have a look and pulled out a manky old plaster that had obviously been on a finger, doctor reckoned it had been up there years 🤮

Looks like some sort of maggots and has made me feel physically ill

Has she been out in the garden?

Why do some ppl feel the need to correct spelling when it's glaringly obvious what the OP means, and it's probably auto corrected 😡

Is it moving?

I’d be dissecting that

A scab? Has she had a nose bleed recently?

Looks like it’s a congealed bunch of grass seed

Dear God 🤢

How could nose autocorrect to Noe’s? 😂

My autocorrect changes ill to I’ll every time for some reason. I fully believe it would try Noe’s (in fact it did when I wrote noes instead of nose).

I really need a penny or something for scale

I think the scale is what's confusing.

I would say that is a flower that has been up there quite some time. Those are petals coming off.