Toddler sneezed this out her Noe's, what is it??

[lockdownmummax]

My toddler sneezed this out her Noes, it smells like poo... any ideas?

Has she been smelling flowers with too much enthusiasm??

For scale,, it appears to be on a plastic medicine spoon

I’d say seeds of some sort.
so a bit gross but there’s one way to find out-
If you’re a confident saddened nip and get a bag of compost. And try to grow the ‘seeds’. There’s a good chance they may still be viable.

is you’re daughter ok now?

Sorry autocorrected! Confident *gardener 🤣

Same way you got ‘passed’ through a grammar check?

Great, now OP won’t come back and tell us. Thanks for all the entirely unnecessary ‘Noe’s’ commentary.

Looks like the bits that fall off my pampas grass decorations.

Good lord

This made laugh out a bit too loud😅

When DD1 was about 2 she had a runny nose and a it smelt bad, I took her to the gp who looked in her nose and said she was fine. Later that day she start putting polystyrene balls up her nose so I took her to a&e where they pulled them out and a huge piece of foam. Dr said it had been up there a while and could have caused blood poisoning. 😬

What a lot of condescending butt holes there are in this thread.

Who gives a w*nk how the OP spelt nose? It was perfectly obvious what was meant, besides which if it was lack of education that caused it - which the rest of the OP's post doesn't support - then it's bloody unkind to scoff. 😡 Go do something useful with your time - like play with the traffic on the M1.

I want to know more

Doesn't this belong on Sporner Corner?

I'm so curious now!

Phones learn words you use all the time. The OP is obviously a political commentator.

Do you really think “spelled” is spelled “spelt”?

I mean, I’m on your side in taking down the unpleasantness of the pp, but spelt is fine in British English. Are you maybe American (guessing from username)?

……yes. Because it is.

We think it's some sort of flower, had a look in the area of the garden she plays in and there's small flowers similar looking to this, I think it's maybe decomposed? very strange I think I'm gonna have her looked over tomorrow at the dr's

Also for the scale, it's a medicine spoon I placed " the thing " on the 5ml end

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Clover from the grass.

More common than you'd think, husband once put a pen top up his and sneezed it out 3 years later, DC put Lego up his but we caught it within the hour (apparently Mario the character told him to do it) and my cousin's kid stuck a crayon half up his and 4 years later they found it after loads of snotty nose infections.

Apparently there's a trend of stupid males in our family doing it.

also for the spelling comments I am dyslexic lol
I didn't take offence to them the spelling of Noes has been something my friends have laughed at me at for years :) I think I've spelt it wrong that many times it's built into my autocorrect lol
I also wasn't worrying about spelling was to busy trying to find out what the thing was,
I think it's a flower from the garden, I'll take daughter to GP tomorrow along with the weird black ball lol

It looks like a rotten part of an orange / satsuma to me.

Toddler DS often has a runny nose. I’m now wondering what could be hiding up there…