whast with the smug threads today

[FluffyMummy123]

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prefer the one about how the fridge sucks you in if you're a SAHM

and the buying clothes that don't suit you one

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My children never ever ever drop a single crumb.

They are always dressed in victorian clothing and play only with a long pig and a hoop and stick.

AIBU to be cross that someone reported me to social services?

YABU

but tidy

THERE IS A NICE THREAD ABOUT WELLIES ANYWAY

PI you are spoiling those children and are making a rod for your own back. You mark my words!

Allk you need to know, you inadequate feckers, is that my children are better than yours and I am so smug and squeaky clean that I poo toothpaste

what, like that white dog poo you used to see on the streets?

I am unable to post on this thread because I'm far too busy ignoring gently caring for other people's children.

There's diddly squat to be smug about in the Pennies house today .

Well I for one am not smug, had a truely shitty day. Sigh.

why am I annoyed by this thread?

MB - they are beautifully dressed and old harridans strangers always comment on how well behaved they are.

Perhaps I should look at removing the annual tangerine from their xmas boxes?

I feel mildly smug that none of my children (aged 17, 15 and 8) have fillings but less smug about the takeaway pizza/leftover christmas chocolate we are having for supper

Cod I need to arsk you summat. I checked out your blog and how come you spell OK on there and here you are a little ..errmm...funny spelt? Genuine question and why can't I see any photos on your blog of your and the little fishes? Is it me and my computer or are you not putting any on?

oh yes I know .. it's because I'm feeling unbearably smug today

you're doing really well ruby- are you still tandem feeding then?

well I would be smug but as I have a jar of Nutella in the house I don't think I can get away with it

Pennies - whats been going on with you....why the sad face?

I have a jar of Nutella, but I feel I may be smug about it as I bought it in a divine little shop in a French village during our lovely vacances last year.

Well then you can own the Nutella - but don't feed it to you children on pain of death

Ill child (crying and clingy all day), crap night's sleep, I've got a cold coming on, tipping it down with rain. Just navel gazing really. Some sunshine and a decent kip will sort me out! Thanks for asking though - that's cheered me up.

I bet all those kids deprived of Nutella will grow up to be right bastards.