"how to talk" LITE - try this today

[LittleMouseWithCLogsOn]

right hers a little snackette from the how to talk larder for you all to try

no rowing please.

how to engage a childs cooperation

1. describe what you see or descrive the rpolbe, " theres a wet towel ont he bed"

1. GIev information - " th towel is getting the bed wet"

3.say it wiht a word - " the towel"

1. describe how it makes you feel - "I dont liek sleepign in a wet bed"

5 ( if all else fails) Wirte a note" please put me back ont he rack"

Bree hands her Perfect Housewife crown to Cod.

arf
yes as cod yells upstaoirs to marauding boys

COD - what was the name of the online card company you used?

moon pig

Thanks fish face.

What if you do like sleeping in a wet bed?

you consult your doctor then move to biknni Bottom straihgt away

also works with dh
who puts wet towels on bed

cod would that work with getting dressed
currently have 2 dds glueing in pyjamas
"we are too busy to get dressed mummy"

no go in and describe the problem
" ah i can see too monkeys whoa re not dressed"

" if we arent dressed we cnat go to school"

" i wonder if themonkeys can monkey hop up to get dressed"

( watcht hem baboon past you()

well?

ah.
ds3 loves being a monkey

i have been sidetracked by them felt penning on the wall

hterfore have roared at them

fgs

why are pens OUT?
slack mummy

i have told them to get dressed like smart soliders and they ar doing it

the pens werent put away from yesterday

yes prob slack

(we saw soldiers yestday )

ok im off to be sgt major

smart soldiers good

Is this a drop-in?

How about what to do when ds1 (nearly 2) has a bowl of weetabix with loads of milk already and wants me to put more and more milk in?

thepen thign oyu say" walls are fo hiolding up the hsoue , paper is fro wirting on"

So "get the f*ckin towel off the bed" isn't the way to go about it?

funnily enough

no

No monkeys are cute, I was being rude, sorry

thas ok
i knwo your ds is an eagle

( isnt here an abba song wiht an eagle in)