What's the funniest thing your DC said today?

[malaleche]

DD1 3.5 yo:
If you don't give me another biscuit I won't eat this one!
Eh?!

Kezza that's so funny, DS1 is obsessed with his measuring tape at the moment - he measured me today and I am 40 minutes!!

awww your all making me look forward to having my baby now, i forgot how cute they where when they're little

Luke told me today that he hurt his 'swear finger' at school ......i hope he didn't tell the teacher that......

Ds,aged 3 wouldn't drink his milk at mils house, mil said to him that if he didnt drink it Mummy would to which he replied "No Mummy only drinks wine!"

Brill thread.

Not funny, but -

DS2 - last night I dreamed I was at Grandma's.
Me - Mmmm.
DS2 - What was that glass things with seatbelts?
Me - I don't know darling, I can't come with you in your dreams.
DS2 - (indignantly) Yes, you were! You were playing cricket with ds1, and wearing your red jumper!
Me - Errrrrrrr

So how do I explain that one??!

mummy can I have some lipdick

you can just imagine my stunned face;
pardon darling

some lipdick mummy like you

and as the penny dropped:

Oh you mean lipstick darling

DD1, aged 4.5, came home from school chanting about "London 2012".

Mummy: "You've been hearing about London 2012, have you?"

DD1: "Yes, there are going to be LOTS of toys!"

I guess Games and toys are nearly the same thing ...!

DD1 (18 months) picked up the electric breast pump from the draining board, put it to her chest and said "er er er"

I said "Silly Daddy" the other day, today I said "Let's ring Daddy" to which she replied "Seee Dada" with a very serious shake of the head.

dd(14)"mmmmmmmmmmmmmparsnip"