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My 7 month old baby girl weighs 2 stone 5 is this normal

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Lozobham23 · 15/06/2015 20:36

My baby girls weighs 2 stone 6 ,she is in 2-3 clothes ,I worried to death there is so think wrong ,everyone that sees her are shocked that she only 7 months old help ladies ????????????

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ArgentinianMalbec · 15/06/2015 21:57

Who left the gate open to the cunt farm? Grin

FuckitFay · 15/06/2015 21:57

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shitebag · 15/06/2015 21:58

"My 7 month old baby girl weighs 2st 5 is this normal?"

No. Seek advice from your Health Visitor or Dr.

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queentroutoftrouts · 15/06/2015 21:58

GrinGrinGrin

Nagasaki · 15/06/2015 21:58

Stealing that one, Malbec! GrinGrinGrin

Sirzy · 15/06/2015 21:59

I think that the Mum of the baby started the thread but then the babies cousin took over typing and responding apparently

ArgentinianMalbec · 15/06/2015 21:59

Nagasaki steal away! Grin

Lozobham23 · 15/06/2015 21:59

I do work as a barrister,this was not my idea to seek advice my little girl is 2 stone,5 she weighed 21 lbs at 19 weeks I'm telling the truth why would I lie ,I have got nothing to gain apart form advice.

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Cancookdontcook · 15/06/2015 22:00

The mum of the baby started the thread! Have you seen the op?

Stealthpolarbear · 15/06/2015 22:00

You're a barrister? Really? Surely you see why none of us believe it?

PenguinsandtheTantrumofDoom · 15/06/2015 22:01

So, real OP, you have a very overweight baby and are highly educated. Sitting down with the GP didn't occur?

FoxSticks · 15/06/2015 22:01

Wow. Need to scrub up on your creative writing skills.

queentroutoftrouts · 15/06/2015 22:02

so if your a barrister then who is the one in college studying health and social care with no kids? I'm confused or maybe I'm just to illiterate to understand.

Lozobham23 · 15/06/2015 22:03

Here is a pic of my daughter that I'm going to post everything I've said is the truth????

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iwantgin · 15/06/2015 22:04

Oooh.

karmagetsyou · 15/06/2015 22:04

I can't get over how funny this shit is ........ It's made my day

Gileswithachainsaw · 15/06/2015 22:06

Where's this pic?

are you looking for the tranquiliser gun?

BlueberryWafer · 15/06/2015 22:06

I'm well and truly lost.

YetAnotherHelenMumsnet · 15/06/2015 22:06

Aw, and there we were giving the benefit of the doubt in case this poster just couldn't read numbers very well. Ho hum. Don't think you'll be hearing from the OP again. More's the pity, we've a load of tweenie pass ons here that would have fitted a giant baby.

slightlyconfused85 · 15/06/2015 22:07

I've actually got tears rolling down my face reading this thread. Had a shit day and it has just been brightened right up. Are there 2 people being the op In this story??! Smile

ArgentinianMalbec · 15/06/2015 22:07

Ah man. I really wanted to see the pic! Sad

GeorgeYeatsAutomaticWriter · 15/06/2015 22:08

Great thread. Cheered me right up.

BlueberryWafer · 15/06/2015 22:08

The OP is currently trawling Google looking for pictures of a giant baby to pass off as hers...

Stealthpolarbear · 15/06/2015 22:08

Watch it mnhq she'll sue. Or is that soo?

Nagasaki · 15/06/2015 22:09

That was fucking excellent. Malbec and the cunt farm and Giles with the tranquilizer gun were particular highlights for me. ????

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