You know you're a mum when you.....

[guineapig2014]

....Just that really. Please cheer me up after a hard day at work!!

waffling, yours were touching. And so true!

You know you're a mum when catching someone else's freshly laid turd in your hands before it reaches the carpet is a cause for celebration.

Singing wind the bobbin up to yourself while you go about your day.

Also inspecting poo, calling your other half to inspect poo with you and generally discussing contents of a nappy for some time without thinking it's odd.