How dodgy are you...?

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Found this link on another site.

I got 15 years and a £2000 fine. How about you?

Feeling quite virtuous now - 5.5 years, no fine!!

8 years 700 £

I got 71 years and a £7k fine. Thanks for helping me avoid the housework for another 5 minutes!

40 years and 2000 fine lol

Who's going to be the dodgiest mumsnetter I wonder...

Oh, Heavens, I am very ashamed. I got 0 years and £0 fine (and yes, I had done some of the naughty things on there before everyone thinks I am a complete bore )

I did this a while back, I got 0 years and £0 fine, I'm just so wholesome...mind you DH got Years in prison: 132 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty. He is EVIL!!!

Errrrmmmmm

I got 17.5 yrs and a £2000 fine

AND I'M A GOOD CATHOLIC GIRL !

22.5 years in prison with a 7k fine. Not too dodgy.

I got 17.5 years and 2000 pound fine! Oooops ... please don't tell my mum!!

WWW - you are winning so far!!!

crikey Years in prison: 76 Potential fine: £7000

how did that happen??!!

My DH just did it ... 47 years and 7K fine with a possible death sentence ... and I thought he was such a nice boy!
Did anyone else laugh at the bit that in Chester it is ok to shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow and in York it is ok to shoot a Scot???

katierocket ... you have beaten WWW!

I don't understand - quite a lot of them I hadn't done. obviously I must of done the reallllly bad things.....

22.5 years and £ 7000 fine. Is that good?

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7.5 years and £0 fine.. Bit worried that my grandparents would be proud!!

Ghosty, yep I laughed too. Oooh, I'm not the worst!

I think I managed to avoid the major 'crimes' so no fine for me but 7.5 years in prison!!!

So does that mean DH gets to do all the nappy changing, toddler tantrums and early schooling while I get to come along when dd is old enough to leave with the grandparents for a week off here and there??

Hmmm......

7.5 years and £5000 I'm soo shocked I thought I was such a goody 2 shoes.

8yrs, £7k, possible death penalty - which offence do you think the death bit relates to?

I got a year in prison and £5000 fine!

it could be sticking a stamp on upside down = treason

scooby - did you say yes to the stamp one - could be death for treason?